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I thought of a new game....  people post a picture of Celtic Woman and we all take turns
making up crazy... or not so crazy, captions for them ...... then when we think we're done with one picture
we post another and start all over (say 10 captions per picture?)

What do you think? Good idea???  Here is the first picture...

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/KiernanKate/show_image.aspx_edited.jpg)


Caption 1 : We love to sing, and we love to dance. Maybe you should come see us someday in Ireland?

Meav:  "Check out that fan in the front row.  I hope she doesn't die from looking so happy."

Caption 3:

Lisa: Don't I look pretty?!

Orla: Not as pretty as me....

Mairead: Peek-a-boo!!! Tee-hee!

Meav: Oh, I am the cool head in this group...

Chloe: Uh.... I doubt that, Meav...

Not very funny, but... It's all I can think of... :)

Oh I love caption games! My turn!...


Lisa: OOH PRETTY LIGHTS!

Orla: Huh? What's wrong with you?

Meav: Ignore her, Orla. She's just been digging through my sock drawer again.

Orla: Oh, high on the smell of Meav's socks, are we?

Lisa: What can I say? I LOOOVE air fresheners!

Chloe: Um, has anyone noticed that man swinging on the chandelier?

Meav: Who cares! My big solo's coming up, and obviously that's way more important than some idiot making the chandelier fall on the audience!

Meav: Yay! I like to move it, move it...

Chloe: Great. Now you've got her started again.

Lisa: Can I join in?! You like to... MOVE IT!

Orlagh: "David!!! I think you forgot to do something after taking a shower...namely getting dressed."

^^ROFL! Ok call it a draw?

Orlagh:  DAVID!!! We're singing Beyond the Sea! Why are you playing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall?!

time for a new pic!!!


(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/KiernanKate/photoalbum_slane_3.jpg)



Orlagh : Oh say can you see !!!!!!!!

Orlagh: Dude, where's my car?

Yeah, lame....  ;D

Orla: Ok first of all, that spotlight is way too bright. It like totally washes me out. And another thing, these choir singers are starting to drown me out. Can you turn their mics off? No one wants to hear them anyway. One more thing- it's hot in here. Could you turn the air conditioning up?... What?... I don't care if everyone else is freezing! My needs come first! One more thing- my mouth is dry from complaining so much. Bring me some water, now!... What's that?... I AM NOT A DIVA!!! YOU'RE FIRED! Oh, and one more thing- this music is way too fast! I demand that you adjust to my tempo! Now... what song were we singing again?

Not my best but that's what I thought of.

Orlagh: "I thought we were singing 'Siuil a Run' not 'Funk Soul Brother?!"

You are always trying to beat me aren't you?
'Cause you are doing a good job so far.

No...I'm just naturally warped

Orlagh: "You in the back...there's no scat singing in this song!!!!

Orlagh: "Helen, Was it Lisa who put those 'There once was a Man from Nantucket' lyrics in this song!":

Orlagh: "No, David! I am NOT singing 'Who Let the Dogs out!'"

Orlagh: Mental note, no garlic before a show. *blush*

ok new photo coming up soon ....

(http://www.ropescorner.com/cw/signing.jpg)
Rachel:  My head is nailed to this wall, and it feels surprisingly good.
Lisa:  If he comes near me with that microphone, I'll take it away and brain him with it.
Hayley:  I could go for a nice, crisp salad right now.
Chloe:  This'll all be over soon.  Might as well grin and bear it.
Mairead:  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................
Orla:  Isn't this fun?!
Scott:  If he gets too close to Lisa with that microphone, I'll take it away and brain him with it.

Lisa: I wonder what the boys are doing right now....
Hayley: Is it over yet....
Chloe: Not yet Hayley, dont worry Im as bored as you are.
Mairead: Girls, quit your whining would ya...
Orlagh: I dont care what any of you says, I like being here
Scott: Dude, thats my wife you are getting too close to.... Back away slowly!

Lisa: That was the WORST Irish Jig I have EVER seen!
Hayley: oh the PAIN!
Chloe: That man in the front row is CUTE!
Mairead: wow Pixie Sticks ARE really strong!
Orlagh: If that boy in the front row doesn't stop looking at me like that I will steal that microphone and BRAIN him! Just smiling and noding and counting to ten....
Scott: We meet again young Skywalker!

*stares at scott

(Please someone pm me and tell me what on earth braining someone means!)

Scott: Where are the Cheetoes?
Lisa: Hey you! DM with the mic? Can I cast Magic Missile?
Hayley: can someone tell me again why we're playing this wierd game?
Chloe: awe it's for charity! Besides I'm having fun!
Mairead: * Oh great she's "Attacking the darkness"  again!* Ofcourse you're having fun, you're playing the annoying Kender who steals all the shiny objects!
Orlagh: She won't be stealing anything from THIS cleric!
Rachel: We are SO never doing this  again!

for anyone confused I have Celtic Woman playing Dungeons and Dragons, a table top role playing game. I am such a GEEK! *LOL* :D :D :D

Lisa:  Maybe if I look at him long enough, he'll realize that Celtic Woman is NOT pronouced with an S!
Hayley:  I wonder what the score of the All-Blacks game is?
Chloe:  Hmm, I wonder if they notice I'm listening to Green Day on my iPod.
Mairead:  Maybe I shoud've gone on that Starbucks run with Lisa.
Orla:  I'm SO glad I went on that Starbucks run with Lisa!
Scott:   Am I the ONLY one here paying attention to this guy, who keeps mispronouncing "Celtic Woman?"

Lisa: Hmm, I wonder how many more grapes I can fit into my mouth.
Hayley: I'm pretty sure I'm beating Lisa . . . I've got ten in so far . . .
Chloe: I've got thirteen.
Mairead: I really don't approve of these grape contests.  If Meav was here, she wouldn't stand for this.
Orlagh: I don't believe we're getting paid for this.

A new picture:


(http://www.pasadenaweekly.com/media/17/intothenite.jpg)

Meav: Hurry it up, I need to go look after Anna
Mairead: Well, I want to practice my fiddle.
Orlagh: Just smile for the camera you two, it will be over soon
Chloe: Orlagh, you always know what to say to keep those two in line, thank you.
Lisa: Speak for yourself Chloe, who was it that was playing Monster with Cian last night?

Mairead: *still hyper from the pixie sticks, told by Orlagh to stuff her thumbs in her pockets and stop fidgeting...* Boredboredboredbored OH A BIRD! Boredboredbored....
Meav: That woman is never to have pixie sticks again.... EVER!
Chloe: I wonder if Mairead will notice that I stole some of her pixie sticks?
Lisa: Gosh I hope I don't have anything in my teeth!
Orlagh: Chloe and Mairead hopped up on Pixie Sticks! Heaven help us!

Well, Erin asked me to post another one, so keep it coming for Kelsey's and mine I guess!

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x61/Harp_Princess/celticwoman90.jpg)

Mairead: Drat, where's my violin so I can poke this guy with my bow!
Lisa: Just smile Mairead, he will go away eventually.
Chloe: Easy for you to say Lisa, you don't have a pimple on your face
Orlagh: Girls quit squawking and just smile!
Meav:I wonder when this will be over.....

All five in unison:  Take the stupid picture already!  My face hurts from keeping this frozen smile so long!

Oooooo Good one Rich!!!

Meav: Whose bright idea was it to take a publicity shot during the glockenspiel auditions! There's only 12 notes in a scale and he hasn't found one of them yet!!!

Meav: I can't hold this smile much longer. Whose idea was it to hire a clay tablet artist instead of a photographer.

Chloe: I can't believe I gave up a day of shopping for this
Lisa: Someone owes me my fav Starbucks
Meav: take the picture already
Orlagh: smile, smile, smile
Mairead: I haven't stood still this long since, uh..when was the last time I stood still this long?

Meav: Anna's going to need a whole new wardrobe by the time we're done with this shoot!

Mairead:  Face hurts! Pixie Sticks wore off! Pixie Stick hangovers suck!
Lisa: Told you to go easy on those! That fan who gave them to you even warned you!
Chloe:  If he doesn't hurry I fear Orlagh will do horrible things to him with that camera!
Orlagh: If he doesn't hurry I am going to do HORRIBLE things to him with that camera!
Meav: Maybe I can hypnotize him to go faster.... Camera man, you are in my POWER! MUAHAHAHA!

Meav: Just our luck they had to find a cheese-obsessed photographer. Instead of just saying "cheese" he has to say each entry in the "Encycopedia of Cheese" individually!

Here is a new one:

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/Celticwomanblackdress.jpg)

Meav: Thank you god for my new friends
Mairead: I want to play my violin!
Lisa: Isn't this fun Meav?
Orlagh: I'm so shy....
Chloe: I look awesome in this outfit.

All five in unison:  Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!  The tour's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The aftermath of the very first group Starbucks run.   ;D
 

LOL ;D

Orla: And I told him!  I told the Salvi guy I wanted one harp for the tour!  And he said, "Who do you think you are, Orla Fallon?"
Chloe: Good one . . .
Meav: And the other one told her friend, "Dulaman is like, totally cool." And the other one said "Totally, girl!"
Lisa: Hahahaha! At least no one ever told you the Voice was "radical, dude!"
Mairead: *hums to self* I don't have a clue what anyone else is saying.

Meav: SO Lisa, got any plans for the break?
Lisa: That's classified, I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you...
Mairead: Soon.. sleep in my own bed! sweet sweet SLEEP!
Orlagh: So I heard that that guy Lisa Meav and Mairead met after one of the shows at red rocks lost control of his wheelchair and nearly killed two people! (true story, last concert, those hills are STEEP! :-[)
Chloe: *giggling*

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x61/Harp_Princess/P3160329.jpg)

This pic is so cute, I couldn't resist!

Chloe: Almost done Mairead, you can quit looking over my shoulder now.
Mairead: I'm just waiting for you Chloe, after this I need to use the ladie's room.

I Love this one!! ;)

Mairead:...it's M....E...

Chloe: I know Mairead! I have signed several of hers already.


(sorry, just couldn't resist)

Chloe: "Writing the same all the time is boring...I'll write something different this time.."
Máiréad: "Hehe, she's getting crazy...I think she needs a Starbucks run...""

Chloe: And now I'll just draw a little pair of Devil horns on Meav's head...

Mairead: Why a pair? Why not three?

Chloe: Ah yes, brilliant! Now for a little pointy mustache, and then we can prove that the devil really does wear prada!

*Mairead and Chloe do an evil laugh*

Meav in the distance: Hey girls! Whatcha doin' with our third album cover?

Chloe: Oh, just... scribbling out my picture! My hair looks so ugly in that stupid ponytail!

Mairead: Yeah, if you want we can scribble out yours too!

*Chloe elbows Mairead*

Chloe: She's just kidding! We wouldn't do anything to your pic, would we, Mairead?

Mairead: Right! Absolutely nothing! It's fine just the way it is.

Meav: Aw, thanks! Well, I have to go wax the dog now. See ya! *Walks away*

Chloe: Thanks for almost blowing it, Mairead!

Mairead: Uh... you're welcome?

Chloe: Never mind. Let's just see how we can make Lisa look all bug-eyed...

KiernanKate asked me to post a new pic for you guys. There's a lot of white in it, which normally I would edit out but my comp is so slow today that uploading an edited pic would take forever, and the server keeps disconnecting anyway. Dial-up sucks.
Anyway, here it is:

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/KiernanKate/ScreenshotTest.jpg)
Mairead: Giddyup!

Maybe later, when my connection is better, I can edit out the white and upload it.

Thanks starrgurl I ow you one!



Mairead: It's ok guys, I'm coming....... Mairead to the rescue!

Mairead:  MOSH PIT!!!!!

Here's a new picture:

(http://www.skyward-thoughts.com/meav/gallery/albums/meetgreet/normal_DSCN1901.jpg)

Mairead 1 this is Huston you are cleared to land...

Why does Mairead ALWAYS giggle when I sign my autographs with a big heart?

So YOU'RE the one that put the woopie cushion on my seat!... Release the hounds... *said as sweetly as possible*

haha nice dakota!

<3 Lauren

Which one? *LOL*

the wooopie cushion one lol

<3 Lauren

ah thank you, thank you *takes a bow*

A new one:
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/Celticwomancheers.jpg)

Chloe: Why do I only get water? Just because I'm underage. Hmph.
All the other girls: At last, a photo shoot where they give us something to make it worth our time!

Meav: can we get this pic over with? I am thristy!

Lisa: Meav just a little longer and then you can quench your thirst

Mairead: haha Chloe you have water

Chloe: well I like water.

Orla: I can't even sip this and they are already taken pic of us!

Méav:  (under her breath)  Lisa, remind me to tell you later about this crazy fan I met earlier!

Lisa: (through gritted teeth)  OK, is this another one who wanted you to sign his bald head?

Máiréad:  Hmmm, I wonder if I try hard enough if I could leap over the photographer?

Chloë:  Don't worry, Mom, it's only water.  Lisa said I couldn't have the real stuff.

Órlagh:  I can't wait to get home and garden!

*thinking to themselves*

Where is our guinness!!!!!

Nice one Erin ;D   

thank ya... they obviously know what the good stuff is.... lol

new photo anyone ....

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z176/bmfrescue/CWBNSign4.jpg)

Lisa:  *thinking to herself* Oh, how I wish I had gotten a full night's sleep last night!

Hayley: (Fan says to her:  I have all your albums)  "You dooooo!!??"

Chloe:  *thinking to herself*  This person has quite the hat on!

Mairead:  *thinking to herself*  Just Keep Signing, only 50 more people in line!

Orlagh:  (sharing a tender moment with a fan)  Awww, I just love hearing how my music affects you all!

Scott:  Why do I have to stand on this side of the table?  I wanna be by Lisa!

this isnt a caption, but lisa looks so adorable!!! :D

who is this, Kelli? lol

<3 Lauren

Not me!!  I tried very hard to present a picture of un-craziness  ;)

haha. That's good Kelli! lol

<3 Lauren

Kelli, that caption was perfect with that picture... I literally burst out laughing!  :D

Can I post the next pic?

Here's a pic:

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k100/st00a/LisaKelly/2OrinocoFlow-Image090.jpg)

Lisa: Oh boys.... What are you doing over there!!!!

Hey Rich come here I have to tell you something!

hey Orlagh, ya know i see you over there making that face at me :D

(lol, no making fun of Orlagh now... lmao)

Lisa: Cian get away with that snake.... Snakes are not pets!

Lisa: oh! she's falling for it! she's actually falling for it! YES! the classic snake in the peanutbrittle works again!

Mairead: LISA!

Lisa: uh oh.. *RUNS!*

Lisa: Honey, if you make ONE more move to the exit I swear you can make your own dinner from now on!

LOL! That one was great!

Lisa: What on EARTH is that!!????

OOO! post concert PIZZA! just let me get out of this gown!

New pic!

(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3627/celticwoman149mf6.jpg)

Chloe: I'm not sure you can say such things on television!
Orla: *GIGGLESNORTGIGGLE* that was the dirtiest limerick i've ever heard!

LOL, Dakota!  I loved that one! 

Chloe:  Ummmm, NO!  You can't cut 3 feet off of my hair!

Orlagh:  Yeah, I didn't think she'd let you do that, Megan!

Órlagh:  (Softly talking into her Bluetooth device) Hello, Round Table? Yes, I'd like an extra large deluxe pizza with anchovies.
Chloe:  No! Not the anchovies!  Órlagh, look out, everybody's starting to stare!
Órlagh:  Okay, better skip the anchovies, and better add some chicken wings.  Address?  Please send it to Celtic Woman, care of the Megan Mullally show. 

Orlagh: Hi huney, I can see you watching me....
Chloe: oh there she goes again talking to her hubby....

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u284/lisakellyphotos/SpanishLady-Image222.jpg)

Lisa:  "Cian WhateverHisMiddleNameIs Porter!  You get in this house Right Now!  You're in some trouble, mister!"

Orlagh:  "David said we had to be serious...don't smile, donnnn'tttt smillllllle"

Lisa: oh no Chloe's trying to make us laugh again!

Orlagh: don't laugh! don't laugh! don't laugh!

Chloe: *whispering in a funny high pitched voice* Nobody expects the Irish inquisition! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Lisa:  "Check out my slide. I've been practicing this for hours!"

Lisa:*gritted teeth* Scott Porter what is our 2 yr old doing out of bed!
Orlagh: calm down Lisa, he just wanted to see his mum on stage
Chloe: Um Orlagh, your head is in the way!

Lisa: I'm coohool, so coohool, oh yeah, oh yeah, ahahahahah
Órlagh: * thinks* will anybody notice I'm secretly asleepzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Lisa "don't laugh don't smile yet"

Here is a new one:

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/Celticwomansports.jpg)

The NHL has another lockout and instead of playing no hockey they begin putting together celebrity teams...

All together : 'I'M NOT THAT BIG !!!!'....* turn around and strangle design guy with the shirts*...

Orlagh:  Hockey huh.. am I sure I want to try this?
Meav: This should be fun... but if I break a nail I will brain someone...*said sweetly*
Chloe: awe come on Meav! sometimes you gotta get rough to have a little fun!
David: When I put this group together this is not what I had in mind for them! And what makes these people think I can be a hockey coach! HELP!
Lisa: I'm with Chloe on this one Meav! This is going to be FUN!
Mairead: Uh oh, you've been hanging around me too much! *snickers*
Man 1 (extreme left): Are you sure this is a good idea?
Man 2(to the right): Have you seen pictures of the fiddler? Sometimes she looks SCARY!
Man 3(middle): I've seen her in action! if she skates as well as she moves on that stage I pitty their opponents!
Man4(Right): I pitty their opponents cause they're going to be too mesmorized by them to play! They're all GORGEOUS!
Woman: Um Mairead, you're head's in the way...
Man (extreme right):  ohmygoodness she actually KISSED ME! Is my face red?

Dakota,  you are quite good at this!!!

LOL! Dakota that was so funny!

*comes back out, takes a couple of bows* thank you! thank you!

I just noticed.. I'M NOW A FULL MEMBER! WOOHOO!!!!! *grins*

Take another bow, Dakota, for full membership!

Here's another picture:

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z176/bmfrescue/LisaMeavLaugh.jpg)

*takes another bow*

Meav: Look! Dakota's a full member now!

Lisa: Took ya long enough!

Meav: oh my goodness that IS the dirtiest limerick I've ever heard!
Lisa: *giggleGASPgiggle!* laughing... in..corset....ribs...hurting...getting...dizzy!
Meav: Lisa breath! I don't have any smelling salts with me!

Orla:Heaven is here!!!!
The first lady to the top left of orla: OMG, I left my bodhran at home.

Orlagh: YOUNG MAN! this is not the time nor the place to repeat such dirty limericks! report to the principal's office imediatly! Honestly who taught you such filthy things?! Wait a minute... RAY!!!!!!!!!!
Choir: ooooooooooo!

Lol that is one of my favorite Monty Python skits!
Can someone post a new one? I have an idea but I'm waiting for just the right pic.

A new picture:


(http://www.ket.org/pressroom/2007/09/CELTCelticWoman_1225.jpg)

Meav: Flip skirt, cha cha cha, show those legs, cha cha cha... get ready for the conga line, ladies!
Lisa: Ooh, would you look at that hottie staring at us with those puppy dog eyes! Is that a guy or a girl?
Orla: Don't start, Chloe. I think I'd rather stick with David's silly choreography than do the Time Warp again.
Meav: No chatting, ladies! Now it's time for the Macarena!
Orla: Honestly, why are we doing fake Spanish dancing when we're singing in Gaelic?
Lisa: Yeah, why are we even singing in Gaelic anyway? Why don't we try Japanese? DOMO ARIGATO, MR. ROBOTO!
Meav: No, Lisa, not now!
Hayley: If I just close my eyes, I'll be able to miss the very moment when I trip and fall flat on my face...

Okay, this isn't a caption, but I have to say it anyway.  What do you think the ladies would think if they saw all of these crazy captions we write for them?  ;D

They'd probably say "oh my word what kind of fans have we got here!"  ... hehehe

Probably!!!  :D

LOL! they'd probably shake their heads and just laugh...either that or they will say "I never say that!"

 :D :D :D

i'd hope they would laugh their brains out! *L*

Everything was going great at the April 1st show when suddenly the girls broke out into THE NUMA NUMA DANCE! No word yet as to weather or not David Downes has recovered from the shock... Instead of her usual thank you to the crowd Chole grabbed a microphone and shouted APRIL FOOLS before producing marx brothers glasses while each of the others sported glasses of their own and they all conga lined off the stage. The choir, not knowing what else to do, macareena'd off the stage following the girls...

Kelsey,
Obviously I can't say for sure, but with Lisa and Méav's senses of humor, I'm thinking they'd join right in!  Or here's an idea...maybe when they're on tour all tucked in on their buses they have screencaps of the audience shots...and MAYBE they assign US captions!  LOL

ok that's scary, cause i KNOW i'd have looks on my face during certain parts of the show that they could have a field day with!

You and me both, Dakota!!  And I'm thinking of the great guy in the audience shots of the ANJ DVD that was rockin to Granuaile's Dance...

I just have to say I'm so in love with this thread. It has cheered me up many times when I'm having a bad night at work.  I'm not creative enough to do my own captions, but I'll just cheer everyone on!  ;D

This has been a BLAST! even pictures I don't think I can do at first I find I get an idea for and people seem to like my caps so that's cool too getting the good feedback, and if it's not too rude to say I crack myself up too. *L*

your caps have put me on the floor several times.  stargrrl *sp* as well.  keep up the good work everyone!

Alright Dakota and everyone else, have at it:

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z176/bmfrescue/MeavChloeOrlaghLisa.jpg)

Meav: I can't believe we're doing this
Chloe: I love my fans, but these people scare me a little... *repeats to herself* They're normal like me... They're normal like me.... They're normal like me....
Orlagh: I never knew so many geeks loved us!
Lisa: I can't believe we were booked for a sci fi convention!

(off caption GEEKS RULE! *L*)

Part 2 (cause I couldn't resist *L*)

Meav: is that klingon crying?!?
Chloe: did that kid in the wookiee costume just wink at me!?!
Orlagh: aawe look at the cute little kid in the starfleet uniform!
Lisa: OK that kid in the wookiee costume just winked at Chloe! this is TOO MUCH!

Nice Dakota...nice

*LOL* thanks! this one was so easy!

OK here is a new pic and a caption from me

(http://www.gpb.org/media/images/highlights/celticwoman_02.jpg)

I'm Méav Ní Mhaolchatha!

I'm Lisa Kelly!

And I'm Orlagh Fallon and together we're THE THREE AMIGOES!....

(ok just re read that and the sad part is I CAN SO SEE THIS IN MY HEAD! *L*  :D :D :D)

*GIGGLESNORTGIGGLE*  Dakota, I just shake my head at some of the stuff you come up with!  I really need to learn to not take a drink of anything right before I read this thread.  It doesn't go so well for me!  :D  I can't think of a caption for this one, cuz all I'm seeing is the Three Amigos!

LOL!!!!   :D :D :D

Kelli just brought my attention to this on the LK Forum so I checked it out.  It is really funny, and the crazy thing is, I can totally see it taking place too.  The picture in my mind seriously cracks me up!!

OK, here's a caption since I've recovered now from Dakota's...

Méav and Órlagh together:  "Ready Lisa?  One, Twooo, Threeee, JUMP!

Lisa:  I will Not jump.  You can't make me.

Méav: We're rockin' around, the christmas tree....
Lisa:  You do know our xmas dvd won't be out in about 2 years, right ??
Órlagh: *mentally* I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...

A new one:


(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/CW9.jpg)

ok...i'm trying one....  its not spectacular or anything...LOL

Lisa: look at me. I am SO hot!
Órlagh: Its just me and my girls, we're just so darn cute
Máiréad: smile for the fans....smile for the fans...they love us...they love us....we like doing this....
Chloe: Danny is SO cute....but Sean drives a mustang.....
Méav: If I have to pose for one more picture, someone's getting beaned

YES! I MADE SOMEONE SNEEZE DRINKAGE!!! WOOHOO!!  ;D

*LOL*!!!!! i love yours!

hehe thanks. where's yours?  I'm all ready...i have padding laid out on the floor to cushion the blow...  ;)

Lisa: *in head* OOO my husband is here! look sexy...look sexy...look sexy....
Orlagh:  post show highs are SO much better than sugar highs! WEEEEE!
Mairead:  *NUDGE* Orlagh, you're scaring me.
Chloe: Mom's here i can't make any funny faces!
Meav:  Chloe, Orlagh's scaring me!

(i've done better but it's not bad. *L*)

Lisa: I hope they have cookies....
Órlagh: Do they have sugar cookies ?
Máiréad: I want my cookie !
Chloë: I can see cookies !~
Méav. MUST EAT COOKIE !

LOL Jammalot, are you by chance hungry?

Lisa: Did you see what James did?
Orla: Yes it I thought it was really cool!
Mairead: What did he do this time?
Chloe: Oh he spelled out Dulaman out of dulaman, not to mention his name is now Dulaman Mhaolchatha Lascia!  :D Oh and Meav he spelled your name wrong!
Meav: WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?

(I saw this pic the other day and this was the conversation that was running in my head so I thought I should post it..LOL)

LOL!  You guys ROCK!   :D   :D   :D

New picture please!

Okay here is a new one:

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/celticwoman27.jpg)

Guy with Meav: owww could you loosen your grip please
Meav: *laughs* sorry, sometimes I just dont know my own strength

Guy with Lisa: Hey mom look who I'm dancing with!
Lisa: Yea for now, just remember this is only for the dvd.

Rich Guy (of course): Hey cutie... awesome fiddling you're doing there!
Mairead: Thanks but if you call me cutie ever again I will poke you with my bow!

Man behind Meav: OOO! my favorite part of the show where I get to glomp Meav!
Meav: OOO! he really IS good at that!  *to husband tapping his foot and looking peeved* awe don't be jealous honey you're still the best!
Man behind Lisa: Oh yeah I'm cool!
Lisa: Watch tht hand buddy!
Man near Mairead: So are you doing anything after the show?
Mairead: Yes... but not with you....
Choir not pictured: OOOOOH BURN!

(ok so I was a tiny bit mean this time *L*  ::) )

*ROTFL!* our Mairead quotes could fit together!

thanks... Mairead has been referred to as cute so much it just seemed to go there..... and from my perspective.... I hate being called cute.... and I have a violin now so watch out for MY bow! LOL!!!!

i see her as cute yes but there's an edge to her too. There are some pics of her that if she were carrying a sword I'd run.... fast.

New picture, and i won't comment this time until others do first since I'm in it *L*

(http://www.geocities.com/dakotage/DakotaCelticWomanRR1.jpeg)

Lisa and Mairead: *thinking to themselves* I love meeting fans!

Fans: Omg Im actually getting my picture taken with Lisa and Mairead!!

that wasn't too far from the truth!   :o

well duh..... what else are you supposed to think when you are even in the same ROOM as them!

I'm not worthy.  I'm not worthy.  I'm not worthy.

*LOL*

Dakota that makes two captions already..... Post a caption ...plzzzzzzzzzz

3 Celtic woman tickets: $270
Sandwitches for pre show: $15
going back stage, meeting one of them for a second time and also biggest celebrity crush: PRICELESS!

Meav: Ok this is the second time i've seen him.. should I be worried?
Mairead: you should really stop drooling....
Mom(directly behind): Great, i wonder what the doctor bill will be for getting his eyes to stop going heart shaped! And I thought the double leg amputations were expensive!
Rose (behind mom): He should really stop drooling....
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

lol now if only Lisa could see this now .......

no comment *L*

Mairaid:  *sighs* Another picture, another crush
Dakota's family:  Great, another surgery to wipe the smile off Dakota's face!
Dakota:  OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG-OMG
Lisa:  I can't believe I recognized him without his Klingon shirt on!

*ROTFL* one thing, no it would not wipe the smile off my face if i had to have my eyes de heart shaped... but it would scare the doctors. *L*

Admin note:  This little game can be fun and amusing.  I've added a couple of posts of my own.  But the point is to invent quotes that match the expressions on the ladies' faces.  There have been a few that make the girls appear shallow and not too bright.  I've already deleted one, and we will monitor this game closely and not hesitate to edit or delete posts that we deem inappropriate.  Gentle teasing is one thing.  Captions that make the ladies look like oversexed airheads do not constitute gentle teasing.

Point well taken, Rich.  Thanks for looking out for the girls as always!

Here's another picture:

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z176/bmfrescue/Mairead8.jpg)


Mairead:  I can not BELIEEEEVVVEEE I get paid to have soooo much fun!!!!!!!!!

Mairead: Wooohoooo here we go again!!!!!!!

Mairead: AHHHa~ That guy out there is only in his underwear!

<3 Lauren

Máiréad: IT'S  SHOWTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mairead: That guy in front has no clue that I am about to go flying over his head

I love it, Mel!

Mairead: hey you in the back... WAKE UP!!!!

Oh..I got another one



Mairead: Hey! No LUMPS while I am playing!

 ;)

(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q121/ktmac111581/capture2.jpg)
Meav: I will crush the dulaman, muahahaha!!!

*Meav looking at someone who has irish chocolate*  Chocolate.... gimme chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LOL* Romic you had the same idea as me, I love meav but she does look kind of evil in this pic.

And a fortunate fan snapped this picture of Meav the very second she was told by one of the choir members that there will be chocolate  cake at the after party. Despite being bowled over,  Celtic Woman Action News has been told the fan will make a full recovery.

well i've heard Irish chocolate is good.........

Meav: If only that guy right in front knew I was singing about seaweed...hehehe

uh..yes..it was...I had my last bar of Butler's today... :'( :D

*LOL* good one!

Méav: Must...Have....CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE...

Meav: I hope Tom remembered to put the bison out for the night.

just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder... *bows down to the KING!*

Here you go!

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/mairead_stuckinsecurity.jpg)

Mairead: I'm taller than the line so let me on the ride!

Mairead was just about to board the plane when suddenly a bison driving a moble staircase was spotted on the tarmac..... (thank you PenguinLaminatingDivice for the inspiration for this caption...)

(http://www.ropescorner.com/smileys/36_11_6.gif)

WOOHOO! I'M FIRST! *dances around* first in line! first in line! first in line!

Mairead *in a teasing manner to whomever she is looking at* help me I'm stuck, I'm stuck!

Máiréad: See? this tall was I when I first played a fiddle! laugh while you can, in those 10 (?) years I've learnt how to poke you even harder!!! *evil* MWHAHAHAHAHA

Mairead: Ha, they think that they can keep me waiting here for the rest of the day, but once they know I'm a Celtic Woman, they'll be sorry! :D

Good one! Diva Mairead.....lol

*Mairead smiling sweetly* Don't worry, just when you think everything is back to normal and peace and quiet have returned. We'll be back....

*twilight zone theme can be heard in the distance*

Mairead: You know we're out there

*falls off chair laughing* NICE!

thanks ... actually you gave me the inspiration for that..... I couldn't ever watch that show growing up.... I was too much of a wuss .... still am

Psst! I dont really need to go on this plane (she shows off her hidden elf ears) But I don't want to freak out too many people. *winks*

*L* awe well if it makes you feel better i don't watch horror flicks.

good.... I got traumatized walking into the living room at my aunt's house when I was around 6 and Chucky was on tv....... my older cousin was babysitting and didn't exactly tell me to leave when I saw that ....... never been the same since.


Mairead: So girls, where to next? ..... I don't know about you but I hope they have an inflight meal or two.... I'm famished.

I don't remember any specific movie that was traumatizing. But I jump way too easily at movies.

I am with Rich on this on!

 ;D ;D ;D

Mairead: Wait..this isn't Southwest?? Darn I can't be on Airline.

try watching Jaws when you're 4 ;) ;)
Anyway
Máiréad: *smiling sweetly* Hey girls, yeah I know I'm 5 hours early....I WANNA SIT BY THE WINDOW!!!!

*LOL* good one

HeHeHe...sounds like me! lol


Got to LUV Southwest..

LOL yeah ;)

next pic please?

(http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/4122771)

Hayley: God of Nations at Thy feet.................................


(lol bet none of you know that song!..... but I bet Hayley does)

" I say Grace...For the Blue painted Sky..."

<3 Lauren

When Hayley took the stage the audience prepared for a beautiful experience. She took a deep breath and sang. But the audience was left confused, as instead of the beauty they had come to expect, Hayley Westenra sang the now infamous "Dirtiest limerick Celtic Woman has ever heard!" Lisa gasped, Orlagh gigglesnorted, Meav fainted, Chloe's ribs ached (from laughing), and Mairead shook her head.

Nice :D

Dakota that's just mean! Be nice to our dear little kiwi
 (and yes I can call her a kiwi.... it's a New Zealand term)

if anything I was mean to the audience *L*

Hayley: I can't believe I am singing the United States National Anthem at a wheelchair rugby game. Those guys look MEAN! *GULP*

Hayley: "So I said to my friend, I said: I can't believe he did that, that's not nice' and she was like yeah I know, like totally. So I was like, totally, mad at that guy for doing that to my friend, who I like totally love, coz she's like a totally sister to me...and my friend was like yeah I know and he shouldn't have done that, and now she's like, all mad at that like, totally mean guy..."
Guy off screen: Ms. Westenra, I thought we'd agreed you'd sing?
Hayley: Oh yeah, sorry..*bursts into song*
Hooooooly Night.....

(thought of this whilst chatting, and saw this pic and thought of random conversation I once had... ;))

(http://www.ropescorner.com/cw/m_reclining.jpg)

Lisa: Smile for the camera Chloe
Chloe: I love being young and goofing around
Deirdre: Orlagh, do they do this often? Act really silly?
Orlagh: Yep, and so do I at times.

Mairead: Just take the picture so I can get up please!.... my leg is falling asleep on me!

This is Celtic Woman after a five month tour. You'd think they were awake and just posing cutely for the camera, until you heard the soft tell tale snoring...

Lisa: How long is this going to take?
Chloe: I'm flattered someone is painting our portrait!
Dierdre: I just hope he's good.
Orlagh: Good? He's using FINGER PAINT!
Mairead: It could be worse, you all saw Titanic right?

LOL!!!!! That is sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*L* i'm glad you approve!

LMAO!!!  so gald you keep me entertained  ;D

Lisa: Cheese!
Chloe: Do we hafta smile?
Dierdre: I bet I look so pretty!
Mairead: What a workout that concert was...

I think folks it is time to initiate the newest member of Celtic Woman, forum style.. With that in mind...

(http://www.hazardchase.co.uk/images/clients/lynnhilary2.JPG)

Lynn: When they said they wanted to initiate me into this group I never thought it would be by playing "Hide and Seek!" What have I gotten myself IN TO?!? Uh oh! here comes Chloe!

(Good one Dakota!!)


Lynn: Please dont let them see me......... I just need a break. Everyone one of them is a joker......

so is yours! *L* *takes a bow*

Lynn: While I'm here I can't help but wonder, what did Meav mean by the dirtiest limerick they've ever heard? Should I be scared, and were they REALLY invited to do a sci fi convention? That sounded traumatizing! EEK! there's Orlagh! Gotta run!

Take the picture already!  There's BUGS in these bushes!

 :D   :D   :D

I wonder if Rich will make a button for me? 

SORRY DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THE PIC TO HERE.

:D :D

LOL!

Lynn : * looking at something behind the bush* 'So that's what David does when he's not working...... ;D'

I've got mine here:
(http://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w308/LuvBale/Air-Dress.jpg)
"I am Fiddle Swift Butterfly, the magical fiddle playing lady that goes on for speed!"

I love that! *l*

Thanks! My captions of majority of mine are here:
http://www.celticwomanforum.com/index.php?topic=786.0

I know I've been there often! :)

Mairead: If I'm the Element of Air, then why am I in front of a ROCK?
Mairead's Doppleganger: There's no rock over there, is that a better spot?
(The picture gets taken already.)
Mairead: Too late for that.

Máiréad: Say whatever you want...I have four brothers.

Mairead to photographer: Mind if I keep the dress? It's purrty!!!

(not a caption) Mental note, don't mess with her. *L* (not that I ever would but you know...)

Mairead: Go ahead... capture my beauty! Though, it is here to stay...

Mairead: Hello, welcome to heaven. I hope the trip wasn't too hard? Shall I play for you to ease the stress of the transition? I know the ride can be bumpy at times...

LOL, good one Dakota ;D

Mairead: Ho, ho. Another grape joke. That's funny. By the way, where do you want your teeth sent?

(not a quote) ow. i smell burning flesh. *L*

Thank you for that. Now "Nobody expects the Irish inquisition" is all I can think of when I listen to The Spanish Lady.

 :D :D :D

New pic, anyone ?? ;D ;D ;D

Here ya go

(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/KiernanKate/s-07_edited.jpg)

*Thinking about photographer* 'That guy doesn't know I superglued the camera to his face'

I am the Golden Princess and the Leader.

*thinking to herself* I wonder what the girls are doing right now?

*watching Mairead dance across the floor* I know the audience loves this but some day that girl's going to be the death of me!

Orla: I wonder if the picture was placed the right way...

*sees Lisa's boys*  "Are you two doing what you're supposed to be doing?"

HONESTLY! it was bad enough when Ray spread that limerick now he's acting it out?!

*thinking to herself* So that's where Lisa hides the chocolate from the boys.

(continuing from last quote, hope you don't mind)

Hey! that bar had almonds! She never shared that with us! Of course you know dear Lisa, this means war! *she ponders evilly*

Don't mind at all. ;)

... hey is'nt that nick in denver? boy he's cute! ;)

Lol ! ;D

Funny ;D

How about a new pic?

Here it is! :)

(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w242/LotR_Ringer/Hayley.jpg)

Hayley: Uh! I don't think so!!!

Hayley: "Probably not a good idea... Cheers, mate."
ABoFaL reference. :P

" Uh, I'll take one of those pieces of double chocolate cake... OH yes i will!"

"Oh... NO you didn't!" :)

Hayley: You know, I think you should stay away from that for the time being. It's contagious.

Hayley: Step away slowly and you wont get hurt.........SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

"My name is Hayley Westenra, you ate the last sushi piece, prepare to die!" (I went healthy this time *L*)

Hayley: I WON'T say it again, I won that game of Twister !

You do realise that it's not polite to point at someone??

Hayley: Let's not get carried away here, okay?

Elementary my dear Lisa....

So if you want to divide those two groups in little pieces of 5 lbs a piece, how many bags can you make when each bag contains 7, 334 pieces?

Hayley: I don't do math... I sing...

Lol, you're way to funny sis ! ;D

LMAO!

"My name is Hayley Westenra, you ate the last sushi piece, prepare to die!" (I went healthy this time *L*)

Thought I'd give this topic some much needed mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, so here goes.
(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture43.jpg)

All together : 'We all live in a yellow submarine'

All together: We're THIS tall!!!

lol missy

they are taller than i am i guess  :P


Where is the nearest station????

Over there!!

Al Singing togetherl:  We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz..........

All together: HE HO HE HO!! (from Snowwhite)

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture43.jpg)

TAXI!!!

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture43.jpg)

Singing Together:   Climb every mountain.................................

On Órla's forum, there's this game: If you put on at the Céili and Walk like an Egyptian at the same time, they'll dance to the song perfectly in sync and walk like an Egyptian ;)

Well gang, the 'Egyptian' photo had a good long run (one page is about as much as you can get right now... ;D), so here we go!
*Jeopardy theme starts playing, then abruptly stops*
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8690/dsc003021oc7.jpg)

Hayley: its a bird! its a plane! No Its my spot light!

just WHAT is that guy in the very back DOING?!?

Hayley: Coookie??

Hayley thinking:  Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight.

awww, that's cute!

Hayley:  "Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down! Don't look down!


(http://www.smileycons.com/img/autumn/41.gif)

Hayley: What's that pumpkin doing there????

Hayley: See? I don't have just one good side! I look good no matter how I pose....

Hayley: Would you get down from the rafters?!?!

I don't think it's quite safe to watch the show there

Hayley: Whoa, I like musicals... But if you don't mind... I don't wanna play Jane, That Tarzan is looking reeaaaally scary...

"But Mr. Fireman, my wikkle kittie got scared and climbed the waftors! Pwease get him down!"

awww, that's too cute! ;D

Here's a new pic.  Love the Hayley captions.   :D

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture42.jpg)

Good night, Seattle, we love you! (Any "Frasier" fans out there?)

I know something you don't know.

"Hey there, long time no see. Missed ya"

"This is my right hand. Got it?"

(sorry to everyone..... bear with my silliness)

"....... Here is my handle... here is my spout"

(yea I hang out with kids just a bit too much I think)

*BOL* i love that!

the "Miss Ireland wave"

ow,lets see if i can make it easier.
Do-a deer a female deer,
Re-a drop of golden sun,
Mi-a name I call my self,
Fa-a long long way to run,
So-a needle pulling thread,
La-a note to follow So,
Ti-a drink with jam and bread,
That would bring us back to Do ow ow ow

;)

Ha! I like that one :D

Is this how you walk like an Egyptian?

LOL!  I liked that one, Dakota!   :D  :D

new pic, or can anyone else find something for that Méav wave? ;)

Here's a new pic.  Have fun!

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture72.jpg)

*together* OH I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.....

Dakota thats hilarious!!! :D :D :D

*don't get that joke* ???
Can anyone explain it to me, please?

http://www.uwm.edu/People/alkolata/oscarmeats.htm (http://www.uwm.edu/People/alkolata/oscarmeats.htm)

Mairead: Oh, Lisa! You do look purty tonight!

Máiréad: Hey, when did y'all get here???

That is hilarious, Missy Holland!!! :D :D

(Thanks ;D)
Máiréad: All together, jump at my signal!

Yet another funny one! :D

thnx ;)

Lisa: We all live in a yellow submarine
Máiréad:Reeaaally??

Lisa: We all live in a yellow submarine:
Máiréad: *giggle*Lisa, stop promoting your dress and focus!

(*falls down laughing*)

Lisa: Oh, Mairead! You play so beautifully!
Mairead: I know, I know! *Bows as she does in the picture*

Lisa: "Mairead, did you shrink or did I grow?"

Máiréad: Liiissaaa... what are you up to??
Lisa: *giggle* I'm not telling!

Great captions, guys!   :D  :D  Here's a new pic for you  Have fun!:

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/NewPicture50.jpg)

Chloe: Hey, get back here! The song's not over yet!
Lisa: You have to catch me first!

Lisa: Having fun yet Chloe?
Chloe: Yes having a ball

Mairead, Orlagh and Meav: We love the stage!

(hehe 10 brownie points if someone can figure out who I just quoted... and where from).

Lisa: I know something you don't know!
Chloë: Ooh, what's that?? I wanna guess!

Máiréad to Orlagh and Méav: We're the sane ones, keep smiling!

Lisa: Are you following me Chloë?
Chloë: Yes. I thought we were playing follow the leader.

Lisa: All aboard the Celtic Woman train!
Chloe: Right behind you!
Mairead and Orla: Cool! What is Lisa standing like?
Meav: ...Oh dear...

Chloe: GOOSE!
Lisa: HEY! watch it people are looking at us!


Meav: She did NOT just do that!
Orlagh: I'm not looking.. I'm not looking... I am SO not looking!
Mairead:  *SIGH* they are incorigible!

 LOL!That made me fall out of my chair! ;D

HaaaHaaaHa!!! I am right with you snookie!!LOL!!! :D

LOL!!

Dakota is so good at this game. Love to read his captions.

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/23_33_201.gif)

focl ??

I do agree, I loooooooove it ! ;D

Lisa: And-a 1, and-a 2, and-a 1, 2, ready: GO!!
Chloe: You missed 3!!!
Mairead: Who cares? I look AWESOME in this pose!
Orla: Just smile and go with it!
Meav: Wait...what?

Chloë: Lisa, they're doing it again!
Lisa: Wha-
Méav, Órlagh and Máiréad: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Lisa: WHAAAAAAAH

Or

Chloë: *tickle tickle tickle*
Lisa: whahahahahahahahahaha

Not a caption but *dakota comes back out and takes a bow* Thank you thank you..... *l*

Fall Off Chair Laughing.   ;D  ;D

Chloe: *sneeze*
Lisa: EWWWW, Chloe, not on stage!
Mairead: No seriously, when I was ten I was only yea high!
Orlagh: Ahh a scary ghost!
Meav: I so do not know any of them.

(Random, I know...)

(My warped tribute to Gilbert and Sullivan):

Lisa:  Iamtheverymodelofamodernmajorgeneral...
Chloe:  Showoff!  ;D
Mairead, Orla and Meav:  Three little maaaiiiids from school!

Okay, I looked and didn't see this one yet. 

(http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/willowsworld/All25.jpg)

Hey!! There's the bus to the shelter!

Little did they know that once they turned around and went through the doors of the castle, their next gig would be in Narnia!

Chloë: WATCH OUUUUUUTTT!!
Méav: Chloë, stop flirting with that photographer!
Lisa: lol, what's that guy doing??
Órla: Oh no, he's not doing that, is he??
Hayley:*giggle*
Máiréad: He did it..

LOL!!!! I LOVE Narnia!!!

Ok. My first try. Lets see. . . . .

Chloe: *waves to cameraman* HELLO!!!!
Lisa:*thru gritted teeth* Chloe why are you waving to the rich man?
Chloe: Because he's cute!
Meav: Chloe, don't you remember what I've been telling you about the rich man and the poor man all along?
Chloe: Ya Ya. You don't want to do the dishes for eaither of em'!
Mairead:*rolls eyes at Hayley*
Chloe: How am I supposed to know? I'm never on stage!!
All (except Chloe): ALWAYS CHOOSE THE POOR GUY!!!!
Chloe: Oh. ya.

*rolls off her chair laughing hysterically*

Celtic that is absolutely PERFECT!!!

Good job, Celtic! That made me laugh. :)

Something new please?

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/CWfan1392/Celtic-Woman-sf02.jpg)

heres a new picture

Meav: Hey Chloe, great idea catching the Green Day concert after ours! I always feel wired after a show and this was perfect!

Mairead: Cute drummer cute drummer CUTE DRUMMER!

Lisa: Well we know Mairead had fun!

Orlagh: I still can't believe the lead singer did a stage dive and I caught him!

Chloe:  *snicker* Mairead's really smitten! I hope you can sleep tonight miss hyper!

LMFAO, Dakota that was just perfect !! ;D ;D ;D

*L* I so love this game!

I do have to agree with Mairead, Tre Cool is cute. ;)

Love CW, Love Green Day, Love the caption.

All of the girls- ::singing theme to Mission: Impossible::

*LOL* Nice!

(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t134/Anderpaw/TheyletRichinhere.jpg)

Wait a minute, is that the Old Fat Guy?

(taking you lead Anderpaw)


"Oh no not him again!!"

"Seriously, how many times have I saw him this tour?!"...... "Do I really want to know?"

It's the entire Celtic Woman Forum... and they're all dressed up as Leprechauns..... God help us!

Once again, Dakota, you leave me speechless  :D

I think I have my new signature. *LOL*

You ate my cookie? :'(

new pic

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/CWfan1392/cap1.jpg)

all together: the restroom is over there

(My apologies to everyone but I can't help this...)


Altogether:  Stop right now, thank you very much........

Guys in background: Ray stole our doughnuts!

CW: He went that way!

Look!  The truck with our clothes caught up to us.

We're off to see the Wizard!!!!!  :D ;D

Singing: Stop in the name of love.....

I LOVE YOU!!!

Back on topic:
All together: THERE GOES RICH!!! Take the crown...TAKE THE CROWN!

I soo stole this from an earlier capture:
Lisa & Méav: when I was ten I was only ye high
Órla: Focus girls, focus

Meav: I didn't do anything, my arm lifted itself up and I can't get it back down.

Orlagh: I think they put too much Red Bull in our drinks.

Lisa: (sings) Lift the wings...


I have a new picture if it's wanted ;)

Yes, doernle, a new picture would be great!

Alright so here's the new pic.

(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh266/doernle/Caption%20Game/ANJ001.jpg)

Lisa: What is it?
Orlagh: A spider.
Lisa: Get it off, get it off!!!

Orlagh: Lisa, it breaks my hear to tell you... We can't go to starbucks after the show.

Lisa: You can't mean that!

Oh this is the greatest pic and I love the captions so far.  Here's mine.

Lisa: Orlagh, Meav said that Santa Claus isn't real.  Please say it's not true.
Orlagh: Lisa, anything is possible if you believe.

AAAWE!

LOL love your captions.
I've two more pics left if more is needed. ;)

MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I love this game !! ;D

Órlagh : Lisa, Méav is going to pick the poor guy again....
Lisa: I think we need a serious talk with the girl.......

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Orlagh: Lisa I know it may scare you to know this, but since Celtic Woman began we really have logged more flight time than santa!

Lisa: I know and Mairead keeps talking about that show Lost she likes so much! I don't wanna crash on some weird island with scary monsters and freaky science types!

Meav off screen: Awe don't worry she's just trying to scare you!

Man one: Idonno some of the ladies on that show are cute!

Man two: hush! don't freak out the woman! Orlagh's trying to comfort her and if you undermind that she'll brain you!

Oh I have another one.

Orlagh: Is that a hickey?

Ok here's another pic :)

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Órlagh (is doing the Christmas Carol rap): "Yo ... yo... Let it Snow! ... yeah ... yo..."

Lisa (in a mocking voice): "You see? She is doing that yoyo stuff all over again, just like this..."

Orlagh: Anuna! at the next hockey game you're all goin' DOWN!

Lisa: That's right you're goin' down!

Your way to good at this Dakota!

i have way too much fun!  ;D

Órlagh and Lisa together:  Shhh...don't tell anyone, but Santa Claus is RIGHT DOWN there in the Orchestra Pit!!

I also got one

Lisa: Here is where I played my last practical joke on Helen
Orlagh: Yeah, you should have seen it, it rocked!!

Now entering the ring hailing from Ireland, the women's tag team champions Lisa Kelly and Orlagh Fallon The Celtic Crushers! With their manager the Fiddling Phalanx Mairead Nesbitt!!!!

does anyone know where i can find the picture of Lisa in some of your banners where it's the side shot and she has the big grin on her face? That is screaming for a caption. *L*

Which picture/banner do you mean?

Yours, the pic of lisa in the banner.

This one?
(http://home.arcor.de/doernle/Celtic%20Woman/ACC_Lisa018.jpg)

yes i want the picture of lisa seperate, the side shot that is with the smile

The one I posted is the one from my banner. ;)

AH sorry the pic didn't initially load. THANKS!

Lisa: SO stop me if you heard this one, a squirrel, a raccoon and a bear walk into a bar... *from offstage David* Lisa! I told you we can launch your stand up career later!

Lisa and Orlagh: Yes, there they are again, those pesky forum members..

Lisa to herself: Oh..my...there is Bob is his Sequins again...just smile Lisa, just smile.

that's soo funny

my first it's not that good

Orla: do the disco with me Lisa!!!
Lisa: you owe my three cups of coffee at Starbucks for this!

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Lisa: <gulp> I just know they're going to get me on the caption game.

Lisa:Ah...so you can put 8 pairs of socks in your mouth and still talk....sure...no problem...*nervous laugh*

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Lisa: See guys, I TOLD you four Lisa Specials wasn't too much!
          -Much to the worry of the entire cast, crew, and audience of A Christmas Celebration, Lisa continues to twitch constantly and shout out random things about members of some forum.  This happens for the rest of the evening.

*ROTFL!*

Ditto Dakota!  ROTFL!!

I'll triple that! :D

I'll quadruple that! LOL!

*continuing from previous*

The evening was capped when Lisa after the last encore suddenly ran from back stage and performed six summersaults, three backflips, and a cartwheel. This prompted a slightly jealous Mairead to shout from back stage: "SHOW OFF!"

Show off indeed! Not a good idea to get Mairead mad at you, Lisa... ;D

*continuing from previous*
 At the end of her standing ovation for her cartwheels and such, she then grabbed a male choir member and started dancing the rumba. The poor guy was so shocked that he stumbled off the stage afterward. Unfortunatly, the cast and crew eventually had to call security to pull Lisa off the stage. Lisa made the front cover of the next day's newspaper and Mairead made Lisa vow that she is to not drink that many Lisa Specials again! At least Mairead thought that wouldn't happen, Lisa had something else in mind. :D

::takes a bow:: I think that this is one of the greatest pictures ever used for this game!

I LOVE the continuing captions, btw! Great work, guys!

Hey I got another pic, hope you like it.

(http://home.arcor.de/doernle/Celtic%20Woman/ACC_Lisa022.jpg)


Lisa *thinking*: If Helen is angry that I put that whipped cream into her shoes? Her look was hilarious.

Helen *thinking*: I'll get you for this one, Lisa. Just wait until we are backstage...

Cello player: Dead woman walking....

Helen: Lisa what you doing after this is done?

Lisa: Not much...... want to get a drink later?

Cello player under breath: Just make sure it's not laced with something....

Helen: Lisa, do you have any wish for christmas?

Lisa: Holidays at Starbucks.

Lisa: Please Helen, take me to Starbucks after this...... ?

Helen: *not amused* Maybe.... I'll think about it.

Lisa: is my halo on straight?

Helen: your horns are showing...

Lisa: darn!

Lol that's hilarious... ;) very good one Dakota.

teehee!

Just can't picture Lisa with horns, but it was funny!

I can't either but I can imagine Helen imagining Lisa with horns, after all they are sisters. She knows things about Lisa we don't know. ;)

Thats true.  If they were anything like my family the older kids sometimes picked on the younger ones.

I don't think Lisa needs another Starbucks trip after that last episode. :D

That's a good prank....I'll have to remember that *gets devilish grin*

Helen (thinking): I can't believe Lisa got me socks for Christmas again...

Lisa (thinking): hehehe..that will teach Helen to sneak a peek in her gift from me

 ;D True sister interaction, well that is, how me and my sister act.

Lisa: *GASP!* Josh Groban is in the audience! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!

Helen: *Sigh* Total fangirl moment....

Alright I have another one (can't get enough of this game) ;)
This time it's no Lisa (but there'll be Lisa ones again, soon)  :P


(http://home.arcor.de/doernle/Celtic%20Woman/ANJ_Mairead002.jpg)

Mairead's been abducted again... :P

*continued*

Lisa: Third time this month.

Hayley: What do they want with her???

Mairead: Fiddle lessons! Be right back!

Hayley: "Oh, Lisa, she didn't learn from what happened to you last time"

Lisa: "Yeah, she should have known that four Lisa specials in one day would send her flying"

Mairead *shouts*: Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Máiréad: CAN'T STOP CAN'T STOP CAN'T STOP CAN'T STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUTTA MY WAY !!!!!!!!!!
Lisa: We should've locked her this morning, after the Starbucks run....
Hayley: I knew we forgot something when we left the bus....Her after-coffee-chains.....

mairead- i think i can i think i can...... yes i made up the mountain

Mairead: I'm a galloping horsie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEWEEWEEWEEWEE!!!!!!!

Lisa: We should've stopped her on her second cup of coffee.

Hayley: I agree, four cups is too much for her to handle... In fact, too much for both of you to handle. ;)

Lisa: Hey! It wasn't my fault that I brought just enough money for four!  :D

hayley- what was in that cup again

lisa- WATER

Hayley: So did you have a good flight?

Mairead: no that jet stream is MURDER sometimes!

Lisa: I don't know why you insist on not riding in a plane like a normal person.

Mairead: *as she touches down* 'Cause I like to freak out the pilots!

Mairead: *singing* "Heerree I come to save the dayyyyy!!!"

Máiréad: I told you guys Peter Pan's got nothing on me.

Mairead: I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY, I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa: Oh my god, I hope she gets caught by the audience.

mairead- hahahahhaha i told you i could float on thin air

hayley- shes like a genie

Lisa: Hurry! The store will be closing in 5 minutes.

Mairead: Darn!!!!!

can we get a new picture

Tomorrow, this picture only has been in here for a few hours, so no need to hurry. ;) I'll post the next one tomorrow.

okay i hope its a good one

Mairead: WEEEEEEEEE! I LOVE STARBUCKS TOO!!!!!!

Hayley: Lisa what have you done!

Lisa: First the entire Celtic Woman Forum comes dressed as Leprechauns! Now Mairead's hopped up on too much coffee! I'm going to owe David big for this!

Hayley: This might require a lot of dinners out.

All:  What... is the air-speed velocity of a Fiddler?

Oh goodness......I was thinking along the lines of that!  3000 points for the Monty Python reference!!! ;D

*continued*

David, off the screen:  African, or European?
All:  I...Don't know!

Won't say what happens after that...... ;)

Máiréad: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Unfortunately, the show was cancelled to prevent the audience from being hit by a certain fiddler who had been given coffee by a, who shall remain un-named, fellow Celtic Woman member.
Our satelites confirm that there was NO tornado, it was said fiddler, who calmed down hours later. No damage was done, and the show continued the next morning. It has been confirmed that all the cast and crew are safe, they were prepared............

Lisa: Ok...someone remind Mairead...she isn't going for the Gold at the Olympics.

OMG...STOP!! I am dying of laughing here at Panera!!  ;D ;D ;D

Mairead: "OH MY GOSH...WHERE IS MY OTHER LEG? I JUST HAD IT!"

LOL!! That's a good one ;D ;D ;D

Máiréad: and kick and spin, and kick and jump...
Lisa: We're doing a show, you're not at your 'learn-how-to-be-a-great-fiddler-who's-able-to-fly' lessons!
Hayley:^-^*

this would explain all the UFO sightings....

Ok I guess it's time for a new picture, so here it is. And it's another Lisa one. Have fun.

(http://home.arcor.de/doernle/Celtic%20Woman/ACC_Lisa014.jpg)

"Rich, behave and stay in your seat or I'll be forced to take "Tad" away from you!"

and you did WHAT exactly with my "Lisa Special?"

No!  Please, anything but that!  I'll be good, I promise!!

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Rich, I believe that we need to keep a Tad monitor on you!

Back on topic:

Lisa: "Guys, stop kidding me. There is absolutely no way that there is an orchestra behind me. Oh come on...now you guys are just trying to get me all bent out of shape."

Now Mel, you KNOW the Orinoco wave doesn't go with this song.

Caitlin don't you dare think about jumping up here!  :D

Lisa: If you come one step closer, I'll nail you to the stage with my heels. And don't think I won't do it, just because you're a fan !

*continuing from previous*
                   Man nailed at Celtic Woman Concert Last Night.

Lisa Kelly, a performer of the singing group Celtic Woman, threatened a fan last night when he tried to climb up the stage. She told him that if he came a step closer she would nail him to the stage with her heels. Unfortunatley, he did step closer and without further warning Lisa ran over and literaly nailed him to the stage. He was so stunned that he laid there for what felt like minutes with heel prints on his back. All was silent,for the audience was stunned themselves. Security, not knowing what to do, pulled the guy off the stage and told him to rest on a bed in the back. Now,what they did with Lisa we don't know,but we did get an interview with the man who was trampled.   
    The man claimed not to call him his real name, but to refer to him as "OldFatGuy". The rest of that interview is classified and will not be discussed further to this. David Downs, the groups' musical composer, told us in an exclusive interview that Lisa probably had too many Lisa Specials that morning. What that means, we have no clue but David said that he will keep an eye on Lisa from now on.

Lisa: If you won't give me that coffee back, I can't guarantee for anything

I don't think we've ever had a better picture for this game than this one.  The expression on Lisa's face is priceless.

I agree, her face is priceless. ;)
That's what I thought when I tried to get the screenshot of her. It's when she sings the "tiny tots" in "The Christmas Song" and she looked so cute when she sang it. ;)

Lisa: Oh believe me, you better do want to thank Lindsey for fixing the forum...

One word: ;D

ROFL!!!

It was an itch!



Lisa: Now Thomas, stop kicking Mel in the shin

Hey you gremlin! Come here! Lisa's got a present for ya! Oh don't worry about the ticking.... *ten seconds later* *BOOM!!!!!* heehee......

*not a caption* I LOVE THIS GAME!

Lisa: You know, you're WAAAY off on that picture of me!

*after explosion* They all think Mairead's the scary one....but they forget that sometimes it's the quiet ones you have to watch... Now, will someone be a dear and bring me a new Lisa Special? *collective loud GULP from everyone else as clean up crew removes gremlin goo*

Mairead from off stage: Impressive.... Most impressive...

Uuuum, you do know 'Celtic' is not pronounced with an 's', right?

OMG FaFo that is exactly how I look when people say Seltic.

 :D :D :D :D

Well now we know that's how Lisa looks, too! ;)

I love it FaFo!  They mispronounced it outside of the St Paul venue in November.  Us forum members just shook our heads.

My church buddies.....when I mention the girls...they're like, "Oh yeah, that group....what was it called....Seltic Woman?"

A short lecture follows, on names of organizations, proper pronunciation, and preferences. ;)

 That darn basketball team...

Confession time. I still refer to the basketball team as the Seltics even though i know it's wrong and pronounce Celtic Woman correctly. It's only because it's so engrained into my head that to pronounce the basketball team the right way actually sounds wrong to me.... ok... you can all hang me now *blush*  :-[ :-[ :-[

Lisa: HEEEERE'S LISA!!!!

Orchestra member: She's seen The Shining WAY too many times....

*Aislin I changed my password successfully so I am back on the boards.

Lisa: Scott, would you be a dear and get me some Butler's and a Starbucks, I have this huge craving...

Nice Mel.

O/T

The names of organizations are copyrighted.  The Boston Celtics pronounce theirs with an 's'.  When the name of an organization has their name pronounced a certain way, that's the correct way.  You needn't confess.....it's correct to say 'Seltic'.

I had no idea copywrites extended to that much detail.

See that red line on the floor. You guys told me not to cross it. Just watch me....

(http://www.ropescorner.com/smileys/36_11_6.gif)

So by that smiley Rich..... you saying Lisa would be the type to actually say/do that?  ;D :D

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it!   :D

I haven't met or talked to Lisa yet, but YEA I think she would say and do it  ;D

Ok, I guess we had a lot of fun with the last pic, lets have a new one... ;)

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Oh, my God - Máiréad is levitating.

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Oh, my God - Máiréad is levitating.
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beat me to it.

Mortified, Orlagh could only stand there in horror, her eyes as wide as saucers! She had entered the stage just fine but when she opened her mouth to sing the first note, what came out instead was a very loud burp. No word yet on how rescuers will retrieve the entire first three rows from the ceiling...

ROTFL! Nice one.

See what getting up at the crack of dawn will get ya? *L*

One man  was launched head first into orbit hitting speeds vastly exceeding the speed of light . Miraculously, he returned safely to earth, landing on the very same spot he was launched from. Witnesses say they saw a man in a wheelchair pass over the moon in slow motion when in fact he had orbited the moon over 10,000 times before returning to earth. When asked if he was alright he replied "Sorry my fault, put too much BAM! into the spaghetti sauce..."

OH Em Geeee.....

*wide eyed Órla*

Lisa crossed the red line...........

The forum members have donated more then $1500 to GOAL USA!!???

Orlagh: Orlando flow?... Oregano flow?... Ori... Darn it, what was the text of that song again?

"Ohhhhh say can you seeeeee?"

Yep...thats Santa Claus and his reindeer alright. Has everyone been good?

*backstage* 

Lisa: Is Orla ok? She's just standing stock still, with her mouth wide open and unfortunaty nothing's coming out.

Chloe: (real doubtfully) I'm sure she's fine.... maybe just having a moment?

Mairead: I am not sure how she forgot the words to the song, but pixie fairy to the rescue!

Mairead leapt out onto the stage and yelled, "Mysterious ring, a magical ring of stones." Orla turned and nodded, then resumed her song.

Mairead entered backstage again and went over to the girls.

Mairead: It's very pitiful that I can remember the line, and I'm not even the one who sings it. *shakes head* ;D

*to Lisa, off camera*
No, Méav chose the rich guy last night ?!?!?!?!

Everything had turned quiet when suddenly Celtic Woman soloist Orlagh Fallon had stopped singing and had looked up with a shocked expression and mouth opened wide. The whole audience had turned around to see what had Orlagh so shocked. Even the other three soloists Lisa, Meav and Chloe, and fiddler Mairead came to the stage to look up and soon the whole concert hall was filled with silence and hundreds of people looking up to find out why Orlagh suddenly had stopped singing.
Surprisingly to everyone Orlagh finally exploded into a fit of laughter and the other girls had to help her off stage and calm her down. In an interview we have had with Orlagh afterwards she told us that it was a joke she'd always wanted to do. She also apologizes to all people who had been at that concert and hopes that even though, they enjoyed the rest of the concert which was continued by the other four women of the group.

LOL!!!! ;D

New pic, anyone?
(http://www.sale-pelletier.com/images/IMG_4581.jpg)
Hayley: Ooh look, it's that Chris fellow again...

AB: I have a secret, I'm the Dare Devil! Ben Afleck, FEH!! (Dare Devil: Blind super hero for those who do not know comics *L*)

Hayley: *inside head* He's cute, he can sing, and he fights crime! I'M IN LOVE!

Hayley: I sees Mickey Mouse....I wants autograph !
AB: *mentally* Not again...'No Hayley, I won't let go. You stay here and be good, or you won't get candy'.....

Hayley: Ooooh Daddy, look! Can I take him home??
AB: *mentally* She's young and talented, stay patient...

AB:  Would you like to hear the dirtiest limerick I've ever heard?

Hayley: Um... I think I may have already heard this... *in head* Just how FAR has this spread!?!?!

Andrea....Hayely...you said we weren't going to run into any of the CW forum at this concert. I hear them doing the orinoco wave right over there
Hayley....yeah ...and they are doing it to your songs! Crazy!

Hayley: *gasp* A CWISTMAS TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
AB: *sigh* :-\

Ok I got a new picture, it may not be the best quality but I think there are people out there that'll find a few nice captions for this one.
 ;D
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Orla: It's this way...
Chloe: I'll go the other way.
Meav + Hayley: We'll go this way.
Lisa: I'll just stay put.

see officer we aren't drunk
officer: okay

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Lisa: you think it's easy to entertain my million fans hum, do ya  well do ya?!?!?

Hayley: If you could see I bet you'd think I'm buetiful  Andrea: *sighs*

Here is a new one! It's kinda small, sorry.

(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa107/cmn220/MeavChristmas27.jpg)

CONGA LINE! WOOHOO!

OK who just goosed me?

Meav: Mairead DID NOT just knock over a Christmas tree! *groans and flinches*
Mairead: I'm OK! *tries to untangle her fiddle, which had become helplessly tangled in the branches after landing*

I'm not very good at this.

Órlagh: : *snores* *is sleepwalking*
Chloë: Can I go that way, I see a cute boy !?!
Lisa: I has no coffee !
Hayley: I feel like an eskimo already... (k, inuit)
Méav:....I'm off, this is too weird!

Meav: Right foot, left foot...? Or was it left foot, right foot?
Hayley: It's left foot, right foot.
Lisa: I'm not gonna move until with we've been to Starbucks.
Chloe to a guy out of the picture: Will someone PLEASE get Lisa a Lisa special?
Orlagh: Did I lock the door at home?

Lisa: I can't believe I am stuck in the middle again
The rest of the girls: HERE WE GO AROUND LISA, SO EARLY IN THE MORNING  (think the tune of Around the Mulberry bush)

Just after Meav gives THAT look in Let It Snow, where several forum members forget how to clap in rhythm...Meav is heard to say


GOTCHA!!!!

After what seemed like years of touring all over Narnia, Celtic Woman returns stumbling through the magic Slane Castle doorway back to Earth having not aged a single day!

Oh don't worry, I'll never be too far....

Méav: Yooohooo *waves* Lauren!

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Here is a new picture

Chloe Agnew Action news here and I'm interviewing Mairead Nesbitt. Tell me Miss Nesbitt, are the rumors of your sneaking out at night with a certain Lisa Kelly and having late night Lisa Specials true? Inquiring minds want to know!

Mairead: Don't go there girl, you know I'll get you back...

Chloe: Wanna lick?

Chloë: *giggle* Máiréad, do you happen to know a joke you want to share?
Máiréad: Well... There's this limerick..

At that point in time, Máiréad was hauled from the stage by Lisa and Órla, because she was about to tell the infamous dirty limerick. No damage was done and the little rhyme stayed a secret.

*LOL* I could so see Lisa and Orlagh hauling her off! Both looking rather peeved... *L*

Chloe: "i know what Lisa got you for Christmas"

Mairead: "oohh, tell me more"

Its Karaoke night in the lounge...everybody ready

Mairead: Wanna know what I got the others for Christmas?

Chloe: aaah do tell.....

Mairead: uh... not on camera...

Chloe: OH! right... *blush*

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Red Rover, Red Rover .....send David on over!

The Annual Celtic Woman Watermelon-Seed-Spitting Contest
Orlagh: Oh my goodness, I think that one made it all the way to Dublin.
Chloe: Um, I'd say it's about time to go -
Meav: Did you hit an audience member *again*, Chloe?
Hayley: Haha, yeah, we don't do anything like this in NZ.
Lisa: Yeah, I'm definitely looking away right about now . . .
Mairead: Guys! It's my turn!

Meav and Chloe: We're so tired

Hayley: I'm Wide awake!!*Jumping*Need more Lisa's Specials*Jumping*

Lisa: David!!(offcamera) No more Lisa's Specials for Hayley

Orla: I can't look

Mairead:(to a Fan) You like my lipstick

Mairead: I just got new shampoo, smell....

Lisa: mmmm not bad!

Hayley: AAAWE look at the couple in the second row cuddling! how sweet!

Meav: I got my posse right here!

Chloe: That's right there's no stopping us!

Orlagh: What are we Celtic Woman or Charlie's Angels?!?

KatieK I just read your banner after writing my last caption and giggled my brains out!

thanks yours is great too

My signature? thanks I don't have a banner though. I guess I could put one up.

yea, oops

Máiréad: That's NOT pronounced like that!
Lisa: David, a little help please?
Hayley: Hey, look, members of the CWF!
Méav: They're dressed up... again, only this time as gigantic Santa's
Chlöe: Yeah, but Christmas is already over..
Órlagh: Wha, where?? oooooh

Orla: David! Did you have to bring that dog in here?
Chloe: I don't think pets were allowed here.
Meav: Neither did I.
Hayley: Yes, but that dog is so cute!
Lisa: Okay, security's gonna clean up that mess?
Mairead: What dog? I can't see!!

Orla: David!! tell This fan that Celtic doesn't have an "S" sound

Chloe: yea, it's "C" eltic not "S" eltic

Meav: Hayley, Calm down!!

Hayley: I can't I am just soooooo excited, about the tour!!

Lisa: Scott! did you give Hayley a Lisa Special!!

Mairead: Yes he did!! i saw him!

Scott:(off Camera):Guilty!!

:D

Okay, time for a new pic?
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"Hey, easy now, that's a VERY expensive harp-case!"

*thinking* Having a bit of Dúlaman stuck between your teeth when singing is certainly no good...

* Said in her most stern "teacher mode"* Would that uh be your fourth Lisa Special there david? Uhuh... and we didn't learn our lesson from Lisa's recital of the ENTIRE "Beetlejuice" movie! Do I have to show you that picture of her again mister?!? I thought not...*in head* She was amazingly good at that impression too!....scary..... Now, put it down and walk away.... that's it.... good man... LISA don't even THINK about it!!! *Catching her in mid run without even turning to look at her. Lisa's  shoes actually sqeak when she comes to a dead stop*

*as she goes and disposes of the drink before it does any real damage* That woman can smell them a mile off! *sigh* Honestly! Lucky for us this was only a rehearsal!

Orla:Yes...Lisa is falling for it...a fake lisa Special...go on...
Lisa:Who Did this,?
Orla:Not me *Runs fast*

Órlagh:*with Texas twang* Oh I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee....

Orla: I sense something among the shadows...

Órlagh: Is Méav picking the Rich Guy, is she, is she, I can't see it ?!?!?!

I was so tempted to do something along those lines but I didn't!

time for a new picture

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/CWfan1392/members40.jpg)

what Celtic Woman is thinking right now...

Orlagh: Did I remember to lock the harp case?

Lisa: My kids are so CUTE!

Mairead: Heehee Meav doesn't suspect a thing!  I'm going to get her GOOD this time!

Meav: Mairead thinks she's got me, but she doesn't know what I did first....

Chloe: I saw everything! I can't wait until it all goes down!

Órlagh: Is that guy doing the Orinoco Wave during YRMU ??
Lisa: *thinking* I hope they don't see I have a Lisa Special behind my back.....
Maíréad: Méav doesn't know I glued her skirt to the stage, hihihi
Méav: Maíréad doesn't know I know that she glued my skirt to the stage, and that I glued her fiddle to her shoulder.....*mental slightly evil grin*
Chloë: I'm dreaming of a ...... uneventfull concert, for once !

Mairead...okay...they don't suspect a thing. Yes it was me. I ate all the Butler's Chocolate!

Orla: *sigh* such a perfect day. my hair is great and everyone in the crowd loves me.
Lisa: ummmm.......ok then.
Mairead: lol...... ;D
Meav: Mairead, why is there an evil grin on your face?
Chloe: ok, i'm going to bed, i'm so tired. oh, and Meav, Mairead's laughing because .....well........you'll find out soon enough.....

I apologize for my dirty harry parodee with Orlaghs picture. I hope you all will forgive me for making a bad joke. I have decided to remove the post completely. Again I am very sorry for offending anyone.

Chloe Meav Orlagh and Lisa singing: In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight...

Mairead:  *to self* What the heck are they doing?!? uh just go with it Mairead......

Chloe: Meav?

Meav: what? we are in the middle of the song!

Chloe: I know, but why is Mairead gving us that Look?

Lisa: because we have a big prank planed for you!! Ha Ha Ha!

Mairead: LISA!!!

Lisa: oops!!

Orla: oh Dear...

I got one  :D

(http://item.slide.com/r/1/90/i/U-RXaqnW5D9WkWzRmlD7wv6-yN5LGAON/)

I wonder what Trouble is up too now?

Lisa: Hmmmm what DO I want for Christmas????

There really is nothing like Christmas in Ireland! *sighs*

Lisa: What to get the boys........ ummmmm?

*laughing and blushing* Scott where did you get that mistletoe headband?

haha! Thats great!

Lisa: *sigh* What is Rich doing up there??

I don't think I can match the Mistletoe head band comment. LOL ;D

okay....Yes Santa...I have been good this year...honest......

:D

Lisa: I guess I should go release Maíréad from the cage we put her in, after 6 Lisa Specials....But I don't really want to....

Lisa: Real or fake christmas tree?....Ummm.. I don't rememeber!! next question please

I've got a new one, but please do continue with the last one if you've got a great saying ;) I just HAD to post this one!

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/Missy-Holland/Smile.jpg)

Lisa's look at the reactions when WE found out SHE is pregnant! ;D

(continued from above)


Lisa: and I'm having the time of my life.

They named a coffee drink after me? The Lisa Special...cool!
 or
since this was taken at the Helix
This is a one night concert right...?

(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff263/Missy-Holland/Smile.jpg)

Her smile though cheery, belied her true feelings that were all too obvious from her tone of voice: What do you mean our next tour isn't on earth, and they have no Lisa Specials!?! David, why do you keep listening to Dakota for new venues? you know he's out of his mind....

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Lisa came home from the store to find actual real faerie folk flying around and decorating her tree...... just before fainting on the spot.

LOL!  :D Dakota, you're a genius at this!

*L* thank you! I have to admitt that look on her face just said OMG I just saw something that should NOT exist! Fainting now! *plop* *L*

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Lisa: Máiréad has grown wings??? I knew she'd take that 'fiddle fairy' too literally ;)

*LOL* nice!

This snapshot was taken right as Lisa Kelly's husband informed her that she had won a lifetime supply of Lisa Specials from starbucks... Sources say it took two hours to awaken her from this latest fainting spell. No word yet as to the reaction of the other members of Celtic Woman upon learning of this joyous news. Oh wait I'm getting something on my earphones... Yes I believe what I am being told is that one Orlagh Fallon has made a statement saying simply 'We're all doomed!....'  Stay tuned to this channel for further developments...

OMG!! that is really good!!

That's hilarious!  :D :D

ok, here's a new pic!!

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i8/AMYLETITIA_2006/035605_2.jpg)
 
"Ah! Help! Bright light!!"

What is that guy doing?? is he doing the Orinoco Wave??

I think I made it to heaven! In background: Halelujah! Halelujah!

At last, I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

OMG!! I heard on the News! That Lisa got a years supply of Lisa's Specials!! Not fair I want some!!

"Now That I can see a little"...."OMG, It's Lisa glowing so bright!!!"

*Hayley squinting through the bright lights in her face*

Note to self, unplug the Lite Brite when I'm done with it. Those colored pegs are just too bright.

Hayley: *to self* Why is the ground spinning beneath me ?

(She just got of a merry-go-round ;D)

These ear-rings are really pretty...but they are so heavyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Folks, I must make an appeal for fairness on this caption game. The poor ladies of CW have been picked on so much and poor David Downes has had no play at all. Please, for the sake of fairness we must have fresh meat! *snickering as I write this*

Hayley: *sleepwalking* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lisa has a flashlight! OOOH I love ghost stories!

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/CWfan1392/members17.jpg)

hayley- hey i know you, you keep writing those letters to me
lisa-cian and jack stop distracting people;saying that is my mom
chloe-hey mom im right here i love singing!!!!!
orla-hey cian and jack whats up?

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Too early for a new one?

that is so wierd i was justtyhinking of putting that one on cool lol

lisa-i can't stand up any stratter
mairead-(thinking in her head) i love playing fiddles
chloe- look at my smile
orla-yeah i hear what you are saying meav but we have to smile:)
meav- orla i have to tell you what anna did today

Ack, can't see the pic CurlyandGreen posted  :'(

Me either.... :'(

Lisa....we are all dressed up and no where to go. Do you like my bow or my ring better?
Mairead...Lisa just pinched me!
Chloe....I am posing in my favorite Vogue Stance!
Orlagh...I can smile and talk at the same time
Meav....You go Chloe!

I was able to see that pic last night but I can't see it now......

Can't see it either....

(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/CWfan1392/68183_m.jpg)

here is the pic, that curlygreen posted

Lisa: I'm cool  8)
Máiréad: I wanna whisper something in Chloë's ear :D
Chloë: I loves my dress!
Méav to Órla: *sniffle* They grow up so fast.

(http://item.slide.com/r/1/90/i/U-RXaqnW5D9WkWzRmlD7wv6-yN5LGAON/)


lisa thinking to herself: is that spider pig on the ceilling?!?

*singing* Spider pig! Spider pig! does whatever a spider pig does! (i couldn't resist *L*)

Someone's been watching to much of the Simpson's Movie.

actually i've never seen it but they keep running that clip on tv. *L*

Lisa: I may be smiling, but I'm coming down from my starbucks high!

Mairead: Oh thank goodness! she kept me up all night playing X Box!

Chloe: I would face that way, but this is my good side... (winks at camera, somewhere a chime is heard)

Orlagh: Did you see those two playing X Box? Poor Mairead got OWNED!

Meav: ORLAGH! that wasn't very nice! I'm shocked!

Mairead: No, she's right, it was brutal!

Orlagh: See?...

Lisa: Chole, stop being so cute my teeth hurt!

Chloe:  :P

Lisa: That's better...

 :D :D :D :D :D

Molfy, you make me proud.  :D

Lisa: I can see Starbucks from here !
Maíréad: *thinking* It's just a cardboard picture, but lets not tell Lisa that!
Chloë: *to self* Think sweet thoughts, I look cute in this dress          (well, she does, I can't help that ;D)
Órlagh: I forgot to put on my shoes, hihihihi
Méav: So that's why I'm 10 inches taller...I was wondering if I'd grown over night....

Conchobar and I are not the only good trash talkers in the Celtic Woman Cup... Observe...

Lisa: So now we're posing for the poster of the 2008 Celtic Woman Cup? They better get my good side for my victory poster....

Mairead: Conchobar and Dakota really get into this! But of course, everyone should watch out for ME!

Chloe: Ahem.... Mairead, you're toast.

Orlagh: The older she gets the feistier she gets! Of course age and experience always triumphs...

Meav: HEY! be nice to the youngest member of our group! *smiles sweetly* Besides, I'm the one taking YOU to school!

here's a pic!

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Elphaba444/ohsoserious.jpg)

Chloe: hurry lisa, move it, meav's all the way up there!
Lisa: i'm trying, shhhh!
Meav: haha ;)
Orla:hey guys, wait up! :o

Meav: HEY when i said i wanted a close up i didn't mean THAT close!

Lisa: She's lucky that camera didn't brain her by accident!

Chloe: The square root of 295583 is.... wait... why am i thinking about my studies at a time like this?!?!

o/t
It's 543.67545. Now pay attention to your singing.   ;D

*ROTFL* NICE!

(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Elphaba444/ohsoserious.jpg)


Lisa: O M G what is that thing crawling up the back of meav's dress?!

Chloë: Ready or not, here I come!!!
Lisa: Here we go again *sigh*

Lisa:Chloe,try not to smile or laugh if you do I'll send faries to chase you.
Chloe:Does this look like smiling to you (serious look on her face)

See what you can do with this one, gang.
(http://www.ropescorner.com/cw/blessing_sshot.jpg)

Lisa to the new baby year from now: Come on walk to mummy. Scott, go get the camera.

Lisa:Cian, Jack Bring that here! Mommy's Makeup are not for boys!

You see! THAT is how you get your children to eat their veggies! *applause from audience*

*after throwing away the starbucks cup* Goodbye my lovely Lisa Special, parting is such sweet sorrow!

(http://www.ropescorner.com/cw/blessing_sshot.jpg)
When the moon hits-a your eye, like a big-a pizza pie...............