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We all have those funny moments we just have to tell people about lol. So here's the place to do it!

I'll start.

Last week, I was working out at the gym. I was doing the crunches. My grandmother and one of my best friends were right there, and I farted really loud! They both burst out laughing! It was so funny!

  I  don't  know  is  this  counts,  but  sometimes   I  am  looking  for  my  apartment  keys feverishly,  and  it  turns  out  the  are  in  my  left  hand  instead  of  my right.    :P      :D   

LOL!


My granddad once tried to change the channel on TV with the phone!

The worst is when you put your keys in your left pocket instead of your right and you just freak out for a sec

My mom sometimes has "phantom phone butt". That's when you think you have your cell phone in your back pocket, and you can even feel it, but it isn't there  :)

You look for your glasses (or hat) and eventually figure out you're wearing them.

I had an aunt that went out  wearing two completely different shoes ::)

I recentsearched for something I had in my hand. :P

My mom once asked my (late, it's been some years) to turn the light on. She just forgot to open her eyes ;P

when you`re buying 8 bags of walnuts at the local discount store and the lady behind you asks " what are you baking??"    "uh....those are for my squirrels...they get HAND FED"  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I wear my hear in pigtails (easier to manage) and stick pens in them a lot. Unfortunately, when I wear a hat I can't feel them sticking out all the time.
One day I couldn't find any pens in my bag before a physics quiz so I undid my hair and 5 pens fell out onto the table...

   "  IT'S   RAINING  PENS  .....  HALLEJUAH !!!     ::)

  reminds me of the TV commercial where the girl rubs her little brother`s head and coins fall out, then.." my watch!" ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Today in microbiology: Professor is lecturing, when Siri on someone's iPhone goes off and interrupts the class saying, "Sorry, I don't understand what you said."

Neither did I Siri... Neither did I. ::) ::) ::)

One of the funny things that happened in my life is when Sheriff Woody slams on the front glass of the Pizza Planet truck's cargo, I see his knocked-out face and it really cracked me up! ;D :D

A few weeks ago:
Telephone survey guy: Hi, could I talk to [my dad]?
Me: He's not available.
Telephone survey guy: OK then, could I talk to a, um, female registered voter?
Me: No. (I am female and I am registered, but I don't want to take a survey)
Telephone survey guy: Have a nice day sir.

After the phone call...
My brother: Do you have to keep your voice that low? People keep thinking I'm you when I answer the phone!

   I  have  the  opposite  issue. When I was  about  your  age, I  had  a  telephone  job.  Half the folks I talked to called  me  "Ma'am" .    ::) 

I do that more than I should mention.. haha

  You  just might  be my  long  lost    niece  Sarah.    :D   Actually,  you  are just a year younger   than  my real  niece.    ::)   

I was thinking about when I was working...before I got very ill and couldn`t work anymore.....our company moved to a new building....Al, the truck driver was taking a bunch of stuff over to the new building. When he arrived...this was a BIG box type truck....he realized he had forgotten to close the back door of the truck. So when got to the new building, the truck was virtually empty. The cargo was apparently all over Route 95 in Providence.   ;D

My new betta fish, Ravenclaw, startled my golden mystery snail, Snitch, so badly yesterday morning that he panicked and suddenly let go of the tank wall, landing in the gravel at the bottom of their tank with a tiny little thunk. He's fine, it was just cute/funny to see

  guess Misha`s new pets have put her off sushi  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Yeah, I remember when I was trying to have one of those so called "epic exits" after an argument, I slammed my face right smack into to door!

yikes!!  that's not good...




Once again, I was trying to unlock my house with my car key the other day... ::)
Shut up Kev :P

one of these days, Sarah is actually going to start the house up ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Sarah: my family once had two cars with very similar keys.  I filed notches around the head of one key to make it recognizable by touch.

oh trust me.. I will.. :P

Sarah drives her house to work......film at 11:00 ::)

Today my chem lab prof fell asleep after lecturing about the procedure. He woke up only when class ended...

   ... It  seems  he  does  not  have  good  "Chemistry"  with  his  students.     :P 

Lanti might have slipped him a coffee ::) ::) ::) ::)

When you try to be serious and you burst out laughing... ::) ::)

   That  sometimes  happens  to me  at  work.  i'm  just  doing  my job  like  normal  but I'm thinking of  some  funny  thing  and break out  into  a  laugh or  a big  smile and  noone  knows  why   and  thinks  I'm  crazy.    ::)

Yes! I know how you feel!

Same here!

That's funny! :D :D


My cousin told me that during her driving test, her instructor fell asleep...

  so did she pass? :o