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I'll start the list:

Alvin and the Chip monks "The Witch Doctor"
Elton John's Crocodile Rock
Anything by Veggie Tales
The Monster Mash

To All the Girls I've Loved Before - Willie Nelson and Julio Inglesias

Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys/Cowgirls - Willie Nelson

All My Exes Live in Texas - George Straight

God Save the Queen

How 'bout      "whip it"  by Devo I don't think I want to hear them do that or any  one else. :-X

Or "Bat out of heck, by Meatloaf"!!  or Anything Ozzie Osbourn!! -- Can you imagine?... I'd probably pass out from fright!!!!    :o :o :o :o

*Shudder*  Yes, let's not ruin the beautiful voices of Celtic Woman with anything of Ozzie's!

2 words: Vanilla Ice.

 ;D

How about "Disco Duck"??... hee hee

How about anything from the disco era??

I don't think I'd want to hear them sing "Bohemian Rhapsody", "We Will Rock You", or "We Are the Champions"  by Queen.

Although the middle part of Bohemian would be entertaining - Oh mamma mia, mamma mia let me go!

Just had image of CW head banging in a car... frightened....  ???

Anything AC / DC would just not work well for CW.

Sorry Chloe, but anything Greenday just wouldn't work.  ;)

"Sk8ter Boy" by Avril Lavigne would probably not work.

I can't see them singing anything by KISS, either (and I DEFINITELY wouldn't recommend the makeup!  :D )

My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

How Am I Supposed To Live Without You - Michael Bolton

*gag*

Really? This is one that I would think has some good potential.

I wonder if they were reading this thread what they would think... probably that we had way too much time on our hands... or I bet they could come up with a list.  How about "Another one bits the dust?"... who sang that song?.... Or worse... the "Theme from Gilligan's Island!"... har har!!!!   ::) ::) ::)

Queen sang "Another One Bites The Dust" so No Freddy Mercury songs for the girls.

Achy Breaky Heart wouldn't do too well either.

You mean they can't break out the mullets and get down to some Billy Ray Cyrus?

Oh God! Méav...mullet...NOOOOO!!!!!!!  :o

 ;)

I think mullets are more for the men (I wasn't around then, so I'm not really an expert on it), but even still... :o

I still see plenty of men and women with them.  i guess that probably because im usually in the middle of nowhere podunk hickville Missouri.

But I still remember the words, and I havent seen that show since I was a kid. Thats scary. Or maybe there was something to it. Something that drilled it right into the memory banks. Anyway....

JUUUUUUUST sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip....

OK thats enough lol  :D

I still haven't figure out why they had all that luggage with them for a three hour tour, a three hour tour....

LOL ???

Good point. The biggest gap in logic, or sense, or whatever you call this  sort of thing happened in Star Trek :The Next Generation. One show had them going into the neutral zone to find out what the evil devious romulans were up to. Of course it was a trap, and invisible romulan ships suddenly appeared. BUT the good guys took invisible klingon ships in with them as back up, and they saved the day. So, if they had invisible ships at their disposal, why take the non-invisible ship in in the first place? Just send the invisible ones in.

Sorry, got off topic...

If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost   :D

Anything Rap or hard metal.

FERGIE!! xD Who can imagine CW singing a Fergie song? Anyone?

That, or a song about a walrus... 8)

I am the eggman, ooooooh, they are the eggman, oooooh I am the walrus, googog gahchoo!   Beatles 8)

Lets hope she doesn't read this and send those muscular women from her one video with the Mr. T hair cuts after you. To be honest, I would be scared if I saw them comin' after me. As that one line from Monty Python's Holy Grail goes " Run Away!  Run Away!"

anything from the sound of music :D we don't need 6 maria's

The problems I have with this song was:

• Extremely hyped and overplayed-to-death on the radio and TV. At the height of the popularity of Titanic, big chances I would hear that wrentched song the first thing I turn the radio on or tune into another station.
• Didn't care for James Horner's overly-slick production. It sounded too prententious and fake. Had he used a real, full-backing orchestra, maybe the song would've stand a chance.
• The covers that followed it. Kenny G. Andre Rieu. A New Found Glory, for God's sakes.
• Celine Dion sang it.

I actually think the song is well arranged and well-written lyrically, I'll concede on that. But the fact that it was sung by a shrill Celine, that it is associated with the most overhyped movie in the history of cinema, and the fact I had to listen to that song on the radio (really, they still play that) at work almost everyday just kills it for me.

Speaking of celine.  i saw this morning that hillary clinton has one of her songs as her campaign songs.  shes canadian and was originally for air canada.  sorry its totally pointless.

Okay, I gotta say it (if I can spell it)  Innagadadavida. 

This one's for Constantine336:  "Oops, I did it again" by Britney Spears.

The theme song to "Barney" the kid's show.

Wouldn't that be a Chloe song?

I so agree with this.  :D

How about... umm... Justin Timberlake.

While I learned a long time ago to never underestimate David Downes' or CW's ability to transcend or transform any material, if I heard they covering Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle," I'd be a little concerned.

Avril Lavigne... She just sounds angry all the time  :o

I can't imagine them singing anything country.

I don't know there might be a few that they could do. There is Irish Country music. I believe. Someone tell me if I am wrong. PLease I like to be corrected.

I guess there are some that would be okay.  I was thinking of the twangy country.

does that include metallica?  they did put out an album with the san francisco symphony.

DIXIE CHICKS!!!!  :o :o

I hope they don't do "the Old Ways" by Loreena Mckennitt I love the original!  also "Rose on Water" there's some other but I can't remember them at the moment.

Oh for sure not the twangy country.

I had a thought of one that might actually be a possiblility for them to sing. How about "Sound of Music"? With all of them singing some kind of harmoney to it. Or just one of the girls. Either way I think it would be good.

i voted that one out >:( imagine them singing the lonely goatherd as well DEAR LORD NO!

No I don't mean all the songs just the one. "Sound of Music" song. Just that one. no dear no not the lonely goatherd. That would be to weird. OR the one about turing 17. They might could do the climb every mountain one though.

Anything that Oscar sings

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The song Summer Fly on Hayley's album:Celtic Treasure sounds like a country song to me.

Then again,she could not make a song sound bad if she tried.

too cheesy

I'm so glad someone else finally mentioned that.  It almost sounds like something Alison Krauss would record.  It has a bit of a bluegrass-y feel to it.

Gee there's quite a long list of songs they should never sing, but it's funny to imagine them singing...

Cotton-Eyed Joe
Shoes (lol that's not even singing)
Yeah!
Smack That
Baby One More Time (or anything by Britney for that matter)
Filthy/Gorgeous
London Bridge
Girlfriend (although I LOVE Avril!)
La La
So Yesterday (or anything by Hillary Duff)
Stayin' Alive
Hollaback Girl
Wannabe (though I like the Spice Girls- they're hot!)
Another Brick In The Wall
Cupid's Chokehold
White & Nerdy

And that's only to name a few. But I have often fantasized about them doing ATTSS...

Billie Jean, Beat It, Thriller...

i think they shoul do it all  ;D cw country, rap and metal...and maybe even tour with oz fest or motley crue.maybe they would look good in baggy pants with gold chains! duets of shout at the devil etc.things like that.

why too cheesy?

just think of the film. now that connie fisher has played maria the association is just too annoying in my mind :o besides, some country wouldn't be bad, shania twain has managed to crossover country with pop. there are usually violins in her songs so i'm sure mariead could make a CW country song sound good ;D

You have NO idea how much this made me laugh...

I can see it now...Celtic Woman gone country....(I might have to hide under my piano and never come out)....

awwwwww...come one....Can't you just see Meav singing Ice Ice Baby?... 8) ....

sorry for the double post...I just discovered the amazingness of this thread....

ummm...here's my contribution...

Michael Jackson...(All the girls have such lovely noses)....
Just Timberlake....
Fergie...(Fergaliciouse anyone?...that song gives me nightmares)...
Idina Menzel....(Even though Idina is amazingly awsome....just..nooooooo)...
CSN...(I just can't see any of them singing Suit: Judy Blue Eyes or Guenivere)....

that's all I've got right now...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D

"Good King Kong Looked Out" from P.D.Q. Bach's
"A Consort of Choral Christmas Carols"

Good King Kong looked out on his feet
And he saw that they were large.
“Ho, ho,” he said, “we go,” he said,
“To make some tracks in the snow,
Forsooth our feet are very large.”
Squinch, squinch, squinch.

Good King Kong looked out on his nose
And he saw that it was flat.
“Oh, no,” he said, “when we blow,” he said,
“The pitch must not be too low,
The royal nose must not be flat.”
Honk, honk, honk.

Good King Kong looked out on his ears
And his ears he could not see.
“Oh, dear,” he said, “it’s clear,” he said,
“We must see if we can hear,
Because our ears we cannot see.”
Hear, hear, hear.

Good King Kong looked up in the sky
And he saw St. Nick’s red sleigh;
“Ho, ho,” he said, “whadd’ya know,” he said,
“Will you look at that old guy go,” he said,
“Uh, oh, whoa, past us please do not go.
“Yell yells,” he said, “Ring the bells,” he said,
“Though a couple don’t work very well,
Let’s welcome St. Nick and his sleigh.”
Ding, dong, clunk.
   

 

Glad you liked my suggestions Ou est?   I agree with most, anything by Michael Jackson would not do...can you see them in a line singing....

  "ABC.....simple as l,2,3......" (early Jackson Five song)

Speaking of country though, how about NOT singing "I'm a Little Bit Country, I'm a Little Bit Rock N Roll" by those icons of the past...Donny and Marie?

For some reason, "Elvira" by the Oak Ridge Boys came to mind for me.  I just cannot picture them singing the "Giddy up, aum bapa, aum bapa, mau, mau" part.  :D

Too funny Coleen!   ;D

I don't think they should attempt "If I Had a Hammer." The only version I'm really familiar with is the Peter, Paul and Mary version and, though I think CW could pull off folk music quite well, this is one that just leaves me shuddering at the thought.

It reminds me of a stand up comedian I saw once, a Scottish fellow, and he sang, "If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers."

Chris

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT MEAV!!!!!!!!  :o

Baha I just got the most bizarre mental image! Méav singing Dulaman, then suddenly, just breaks out in Ice, Ice, Baby...

...well, if she sang it, I'd totally listen  ;D

the only version of that song i've heard, apart from at school, is by the von trapps and its not that great. but their version of some songs are pretty good, 'sound of the round' is good and i can see CW singing it, as well as 'down by the river to pray.' lovely acapella pieces

Would that be "Oy vey Marias?"

Now they could do some of the Disney songs. Chloe has already done one actually.

Hmmm... Since that one was itself a rip-off of "Under Pressure", a David Bowie/Freddie Mercury collaboration, we seem to be saying, once again, that they must stay away from the whole area of Freddy Mercury. (Can't say I disagree, as far as that goes; they're simply on a completely different tack.)

On another angle, as much as I appreciate Lisa, Meav, & Chloe's fellow Dubliner, Phil Lynott, I don't suspect that much Thin Lizzy works with the Celtic Woman format. Even though both drew a degree of inspiration from traditional Irish music, it's basically two different areas of the tradition that don't necessarily mix.

Besides that, I'd likely die of shock if I saw Chloe singing "The Warrior" :o :o :o [/goofiness :D ]
...though Mairead would probably pull off a great fiddle version of the guitar solos from "Emerald". 8)

oy vey maria, as in sister act as well? no thank you :P

definately no rap. Snoop Dog and CW not a good mix!

Eminem is up there too!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
WOW!!!!!! This is hysterical!!! I think the worst song in the world for CW will be WALK IT OUT! Can you imagine that! Meav, Orla, Lisa, and Hayley doing walk it out, and Mairead does it while playing the fiddle solo. Lol. I agree with alot of people, rap, OFF OF THE LIST!!! And this is also funny, CW singing Barry Manilow. That would be strange, CW in their rows singing At the copa, copacabana. Lol. Definetly NO LILLY ALLEN. Tom Jones is also a no-no.

I don't think they ought to sing any songs from RENT, except maybe Seasons Of Love.

Nothing from Gloria Estefon (SP?  ???) No NO NO!

Nothing heavy metal or punk. I don't think that would work well.

You know, I wonder what would happen when one of them would pull off Minnie Riperton's Lovin' You.

Meav could be perfect for this song. Hit those extremely high notes, shattering glass, cracking the walls and ceilings, and setting-off car alarms. Awesome.

Lol anyone thought of Alice Cooper .... especially Schools Out .... now thats a CW NO NO!

or No More Mr. Nice Guy...

hey what about Hit the Road Jack ..... bad idea girls!!!

or the theme from "The Beverly Hillbillys."

no wait .... Care Bears Countdown !!!!

The Hamster Dance

EWWWWWWWWWW

We had a DJ who played it on her kids show evey week a few years ago.

Several theme songs:

The Dukes of Hazzard, Rawhide, Convoy

"Skinny Legs and All" by Joe Tex.

Banana Boat song!

Think of it: celtic woman singing one of their many beautiful songs, when all of a sudden they start rapping!!  :o

Well.... Orlagh is a designated gangsta already... You can ask Wickie all about that!  :D

LOL could you even *imagine* Orlagh singing anything by, say, 50 Cent, or Eminem haha!

Or, Ray and Nicky decked out in shades, working turntables instead of percussion  ;D

... Or beatboxing. lol.

Edit: 100th post.  8)

I can't see them singing:

Party Like a Rock Star!

You can't see Orla singing "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

You know what though, I'd be really curious to know, beyond Chloe enjoying Green Day, just what other different musical genres the girls enjoy whether it's rock, country, alternative, etc. Given that, for example, Mairead's Raining Up album had a little bit of everything in it almost, I would tend to bet we *would* be a bit surprised to find out just what music is playing in their iPods or could be found in their cd collections :)

(good grief, I'm only at 38, er, 39 posts.....:: sigh :: well, gee, y'know, it's *only*
nine hundred and sixty one more posts til I hit that big thousand
post mark..... :D ;D ;) )

Straight Up ~Paula Abdul

I think Lisa mentioned that she likes Madonna.

and Barbara Streisand

The Oscar Mayer song.

I don't think any of the "jingle" songs would work.
Ruggles Ice Cream, Meow Mix...etc.

Song they should never do : Baby Got Back
Song they should and it would have to be a solo, my pick is Orlagh: Imagine

RE:  Baby Got Back:   :D   :D   :D

RE:  Orlagh singing "Imagine":  That would be amazing!  I think Orlagh would be perfect for that song!

The People in Your Neighborhood, Rubber Duckie or anything else from Sesame Street!

"We're An American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad. That would be wrong for so many reasons.

I think they all like Madonna. Althought what singer does not? Seems like all women that are singers say that they like Madonna and used to listen to her music.

Hallelujah....(not the Hallelujah Chorus....the song Halleujah).....

as much I love that song....no Hallelujah for the ladies....

I like this song, and many of John Denver's others, but just can't see CW singing it.   :D

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"

I don't think Shania Twain would go so well either.

oh i agree!

Yes, I dont see CW flipping their hair back and exclaiming, "Man, I feel like a woman!"   :D

LOL, No neither do I!   :D

No Charlie Daniels either....

although I would love to hear Mairead play Devil Went Down To Georgia....

still...no Charlie Danials...

and I'm going to say...no Bob Dylan....I love him....but no Bob Dylan....(I can see it now....CW singnig Mr. Tamborine Man)....

so do we have a complete list yet?

I think it will be a big list!

It keeps growing. AGhhhhh it will take us over! Run and hide! :o

There are a lot of songs out there that I can't see them singing.

Well they know what they are good at and have done very well so far so they should do just fine with the next CD (if there is one).

I agree... Most "good" singers know what they can sing and what they can't.

well CW is great so no problem there.

Not a bit! :)

I don't think they could grunt very well....I think I need to explain the 'grunting' thing, since I doubt the English word means the same as the Dutch. Grunting is when you sing, not with your normal voice, but you kinda rasp the words out. I don't know the right word for this kinda singing......Listen to Epica's Cry for the Moon, and you'll know what I mean.

xxxJ.

Hmm, Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley wouldn't work either... though someone mentioned that before.
other songs they should NOT sing: Happy, Saving Jane- Let's Make Love by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, that'd have to be a duet with maybe David or something ;)

What they might pull of: Fireflies, Faith Hill. Mississippi Girl, Faith Hill. Not very Irish, but it would be fun to see them do that!

Not to change the subject but what is it about the Irish and John Denver? I tended to stay in small towns, and in each one I was called on to sing one of his songs. Not that I minded I felt sorry for the people listening. Luckily I grew up going to Orioles games so I knew all the words. 

I've got one they shouldn't sing, although the choral arrangement was really kinda cool, which made it even funnier.   :D

(Sung to the tune of the old "Spiderman" cartoon, this was in the Simpsons movie)

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does,
Can he spin from a web? No he can't, cause he's a pig.
Look out! Here comes the Spider Pig!"

 :D  :D  :D

Oh that is so funny!!!!!!! LOL  ;D :D :D

The Potential Breakup Song, and, Relax, Take it Easy.

Well even though I like TobyMac. CW would not do a good job with rap. Sad. TobyMac has some good songs. But not CW material.

One just popped into my head.  Anybody remember the Barbie Girl song... I'm a Barbie girl livin in a Barbie world....

Oh man the will never do this. I hope so much that they never do this.

Also a group named Grammer Train they should not do. To much screaming!

Maybe they could do some heavy metal ;) Nah, definitely on the don't list !

No Sweet Home Alabama in Ireland! :D ;D

thats scary I was listening to that song when I read that, imgaine them sing that! I hate that song!

I like that song. Jeff Buckley was a great artist with so much potential, yet his life was ultimately cut short.

BTW, he only did the cover of that song. I forgot who did the original.

Oh yeah, no Barbara Streisand anything!

I suppose anything by Ozzy Osbourne is out?  ;) :D ;D

Oh big fat yes on this one!

How about:

"These Boots Were Made for Walking"   or "I'm a Red Neck (Celtic) Woman, "I've Got Friends in Low Places"

But remember our ladies could sing anything and it would sound great!!!

JIM

The original artist singing Hallelujah was Leonard Cohen, a brilliant Jewish Canadian singer/songwriter who has also penned award winning novels and written a substantial body of (excellent) poetry. He also spent ten years in a Zen Buddhist monastery following a period of severe depression. He's a genius and a movie was put out about him a year or two ago called "I'm Your Man." I highly recommend him to all people into singer/songerwriter types. He's not a technically great singer, but his voice suits his own lyrics perfectly. Anyway, that's my Leonard Cohen rant for the day.

Chris

P.S. The Jeff Buckley version of Hallelujah and a Leonard Cohen version of one of his own songs called If it be Your Will were played at Janine's memorial service. She would have liked that, she was a huge fan.

please no Barbara Steisand or Celine Dion. I mean I like their music but it is not CW.

Thanks, I do remember the local public radio station once played Leonard's original tune back-to-back with Buckley's cover. It is pretty good, though I think Buckley has done this song justice with his, IMO, better vocals.

If something ever happened to the Group...... (hypothetical)

if anyone in the group sang.... One is the loneliest number..... just rip you apart...

Bill

 How about Twisted Sister's "We're not  gonna take it".Aaaahhhhhh run for your lives.

how about...

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me,
I'm her loving man.

He likes bread and butter,
he likes toast and jam,
That's what his baby feeds him,
he's her loving man.

She don't cook mashed potatoes,
she don't cook T-bone steaks,
Don't feed me peanut butter,
she knows that I can't take.

He likes bread and butter,
he likes toast and jam,
That's what his baby feeds him,
he's her loving man.

Got home early one morning,
much to my surprise,
She was eating chicken and dumplings
with some other guy.

No more bread and butter,
no more toast and jam,
I found my baby eating
with some other man

LOL I have that song on my ipod!

Definetly not Im Alive by Celine Dion.

Thats what I was also thinking. My Heart Will Go On is not so bad for CW.

Nothing Black Eyed Peas! Could you imagine CW singing My Humps or Pump It? Plus Fancy By Reba McEntire is a big no no

ROFL
My Humps  :o
I about fell out of my chair! That's too scary to even think about!

if oneof them sings 'cinderella rockafella' with a guy from the choir i will collapse :D

Anything Rap!

Heaven forbid any thing Puck or Heavy Metal.

       JIM

I suppose the theme song from "The Jeffersons" although somewhat lyrically fitting in terms of CW's fame and fortune, would most likely NOT make it on any future 'Greatest Hits' album by CW  :D  ;)  :)

No Salt and Pepper song.

CW singing Push It would not make it. Can't even hear that one in my head and don't really want to.

Its Your Love-by Tim mcGraw and Faith Hill

They shouldn't sing anything to a hip hop beat I'll say that.

I think that there are some country songs that they shouldn't sing  :)

River Deep Mountain High is a no-no

Never heard that song but reading the name it does sound like a nono if you know what I mean.

Yeah don't think that would work. Maybe depending on Davids arrangement.

Personal Jesus, I'm Too Sexy, or anything by Pussycat Dolls are ones that comes to mind, although there are lots of others I can think of.  I just can't picture them singing "doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me"! 

LOL  :D

don't let them sing any bluegrass songs

nothing brittney Spears

No spice girls.

Wait a minute!  I like bluegrass!  Alison Krauss did a song on the New Favorite album called The Lucky One.  I'd love to hear Lisa sing that.

Oh I like that song too! Yeah, Lisa can do that song.  :D

*has to look up 'bluegrass'*
But yeah, NO rap/pop. It's...not their sorta thing. ;D

True, they definitely keep their distance from current "top 40"... no doubt the reason why all the Britney-head newpaper critics just don't "get it". ::)

how about White Rabbit....

or Calling Occupents of Interplanatary Craft.....

good songs....but..no.


~Mel...

Definetly no 1,2 step by Ciara or Whine it Up by Kat DeLuna  :o

How about that Tattoo song?
Don't Think So!

I love Alison Krauss as well.  I think there are lots of Bluegrass tunes that would sound great if performed by Celtic Woman.  Especially with a more classical type arrangement to them.  And with Mairead on the fiddle--perfection!!!

Bluegrass is good, besides they play it before the show

age of aquarius. not sure who sings it but yeah

They definitely shouldn't sing "Soulja Boy".

Actually, bluegrass was inspired by the music of immigrants from the British Isles particularly the Scots-Irish immigrants in Appalachia. I think it would be very appropriate for the ladies to try their hand at it. Máiréad would have lots of fun, that's for sure.

LOL!  I was *just* about to add that to this list.

I agree that bluegrass would be awesome. There are some great fiddle tunes for Mairead in that genre. Could you imagine her flying around while she does "Orange blossom special"?

Ok, Fences by Paramore is out.  :D

 I could see Mairead doing Orange Blossom Special!
They definitely should not do any really old country. You know the kind,where everyone sings through their noses! I shudder just thinking about it!

You mean old like original Hank Williams or Patsy Cline?  Or even older than them?  Now that I think of it, the ladies singing some of Patsy Cline's old stuff re-arranged would probably be very lovely. :)

Older, like the A.P. Carter Family. I agree that they might do well on new arrangements of Patsy Cline. Maybe Walking after Midnight for Lisa or Chloe

add Cotton Eye Joe to the list

not  Any KISS songs

Puttin on the Ritz  ;D

If you were gay, from Avenue Q ;D

The Thong Song by Sisqo  :o

Stronger by Kanye West. :o

I don't Jay Z songs would do well either.

Apologize, by.....I have no idea thank goodness!

Meldy ;D

Apologize is by Timbaland and some group who's name I can't remember.

Well, for some,

Taken' A Chance,
Randy Scouse Git,
A bunch of rock&roll songs
POLKA SONGS!!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!
Hip hop,
A bunch I can't think of now, but those are the main ones


Oh, for sure!!!!!

What about    The Beatles songs  -  "She/he was just seventeen"  "I wanna hold your hand" "I saw her/him standing there"  LOL

Cats in the Cradle and Wreck of the Edmund  Fitzgerald.  I also agree with not ACDC, most songs don't work when you change genre.  I still have nightmares after seeing Shaina's version of You Shook Me All Night Long, Celine Dion's attempt wasn't much better. 

LOL They shall never do the Hamster Dance...

def. not "If I said You had a Beautiful Body(Would You Hold It Against Me?) by some old country singer

Anything from Slipknot's 2001 album, [Iowa[/i]. LOL  :)

Santa Baby :P

Rehab by Amy Winehouse (definite no-no)

Anything by the 80's singers/groups like Billy Idol, Thompson twins, Quaterflash, etc.
Especially Cher! God help us!

ABBA

do you wanta get rocked (def lepord)

Love Lockdown by Kanye West
So What by Pink
Last Name by Carrie Underwood
London Bridge by Fergie

Idk if its been mentioned.

but
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights by Meatloaf
would probably freak me out a bit.


wickie xx

though it would be HILARIOUS.... they should NOT sing Yellow Submarine-the beatles or Bad influence-P!nk

So What - Pink...sorry if it's been mentioned

and Single Ladies - Beyonce
[that'd just be..shivers]

absolutely anything by The Pussycat Dolls, my head might explode of mortification!

All Songs from Madonna. Her cold without feeling songs she shall yourselves singing.

Udo

Did someone already say ABBA?

anything by KISS

Now hold on just a second- if they played up the silliness, kinda like how they did with "Let It Snow" I could see it working. I just have the hilarious image in my head of... Alex, hanging all over the piano and singing it to David while the other girls croon the back-up. Oh, and then when Lisa's part comes up, she saunters around and drapes herself over him and playing with his hair... hehehe...
Right, back on topic. I NEVER want to hear any of them singing "Love Changes Everything" from Aspects of Love. That song is just... -shudders-

I think Santa baby could work too! but since we are on the topic of Santa then they SHOULD NOT sing I saw mommy Kissing Santa Claus...blech

Yeah. If chloe was like, NINE maybe. But now... nuh-uh.

Muppets

Haha!!! Lisa!

how about haunted by evanescence or going under. lol

headstrong- Linkin Park
that rock stuff just ain't their cup o tea!

Anything from or by Hannah Montana :P Can anyone imagine CW singing "Best of Both Worlds" :-\? Or High School Musical :o

I agree... NOTHING from High School Musical or any other cheesy Disney film. (not all Disney films are cheesy)

Oh, man! If they sang a song from... SHREK

Yikes! That would be scary. I don't think there's a single song from any of the Shrek films that would work for these girls.

amen to the hannah montana. while i like the show *heheh* the songs are incredibly annoying. i also don't think that Taylor Swift should be sung by CW

You're right ;) Although I love Taylor Swift, her songs wouldn't suit CW ;D There are some pretty country songs that might suit our lovely ladies :D

NOTHING of Paris Hilton, Beyonce or Lindsay Lohan.. I wouldn't survive that  :o

might be cute if they sang a bunch of monty python songs, i'm a lumberjack, bright side of life, knights of the round table??? mabey? maybe not!

The Lama song would DEFINITELY be out
NOTHING rap (I mean really...could you see them rapping? I only get disturbing images thinking about that)
Nothing Hannah/Miley nor Miranda Gosgrow (I-Carly) or however you spell it.
Nothing Heavy metal
Nothing Hip-hop
Nothing with too much of the "pop" genre from the 90s.  Although a few of NSync's songs were actually really pretty.
Nothing with a hick feel of country.
Nothing ever sung by Brittney Spears
Nothing Veggie Tales
Nothing sk8er although there are a few songs from SuperChic[k] that are really pretty that would be great to hear them do (like Beauty from Pain)
One song I'd really LIKE to see is "Can't Help Lovin' that Man of Mine" from Showboat.

Anything by Cedric Benoit.

def Leppard

Don't know this song has been mentioned or not but

Sober by Pink
The quest By Bryn Chistopher
Breathe by anna nalick

Those are decent (great) songs but just doesn't fit CW's voice...
Although Aria by Yanni and Luna by alessandro safina I want to see

Same here- probably a lisa or chloe song

No hamster dance for the ladies although its a really fun song

I don't know if this was mentioned but Pantera, I just don't see that from CW or that song "I like big butts" or whatever its called.

That is a huge no no!! :o But it will be hilarious lol :P

Baby Got Back

-OMG Becky look at her butt!

hehe

has anyone mentioned "Baby one more time" britney spears? cause that's a HUGE HEEEEECK NO! also MMmmbop by the infamous hanson brothers

The Cheeky Song from The Cheeky Girls! NOT!  :D

If CW were ever to perform mmmmbop I of course would stop listening to them without question. I would then printout all of the banners that I have created, tear them up and chuck them into a roaring fire! I would then delete my Photobucket account, where I have all of my banners uploaded, and then delete my CelticWomanForum account and then I would disappear into the mountains somewhere never to be seen again! *Shudders* Mmmmbop

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Lol, sorry LL but that's how I feel.  ;D

well luckily we know they will NEVER perform mmmmmmmmmbop

(you hear that David!)

i don't think i would stop listening to them altogether, but i think a reprimand would be in order lol just a mild scolding for that tho

(http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww205/BrianH_2009/wef/Untitled-1.jpg)

Okay no more about mmmmbop, I promise :)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

hehe thanks for making our stance on the subject clear lol

i don't think they should sing i'm too sexy

Yeah that one too. but at least in Celtic Woman's case "i'm too sexy" is applicable, not so in the case of right said fred or whatever his or their name is.

Definitely NOT Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

amen sister

Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar On Me is definitely a No-No.

lol

I don't think the girls should be doing Pat Benatar

Please David, no "I love you, you love me" Barney song PLEASE!!!!

As awesome as the thought of a never ending Celtic Woman performance sounds, I would HATE to have the "this is the song that never ends" be one of their numbers.  Or really any song you learn in pre-school.

not John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith!!!! :P :-X

oh i would love to hear some of these

THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN.....EVER!!!!!!!!
CW singing:
Enter Sandman...lolz
or anything by Weird Al
having Méav sing Ice Ice Baby....ewwie!
or Bennie and the Jets...(well actually that would be really funny!!)
or **shudder** Bohemian Rhapsody (funny song!! but NO)

CW girls are so not Fergalicious!!
and they are never coming BACK IN BLACK!
and YES!! their hips DO LIE!!! so no...
and they don't WANT IT THAT WAY!!
They are NOT single ladies....(and don't really care if they are!!) OR DANCING QUEENS!!!  
and they will never KISS YOU THROUGH THE PHONE! UNDER THE BRIDGE!!
Yea..Celtic Woman WILL SURVIVE!! they just won't sing it...
and they really don't care if THE LION SLEEPS TONIGHT...(A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh)

Imagine:
Oh my gosh Lisa look at her butt...  :P

and these two last songs would make me laugh and cry SO HARD if they sang them!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qpPXv7cDzg they don't like salsa (I really don't know if they do or not..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy_VlckhYlMand they don't like frogs (again..I really don't know if they do or not)


 ;D
just so you know...everything was made up just for this thread.... :D

LOL!!! Bubbles, I'd laugh hard if I heard any of the songs from your "not-singing" list!

OH I have another one!!

imagine Alex..
 So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye...

  :D

ugh i can't stand that song!

singin this will be the day that i die
this'll be the day that i die

oh wait sorry thats the sing along thread hehe

lets see they shouldn't sing the rain drop song from barney.....do you know which one i'm talking about?

No I don't know what the rain drop song is and I don't want to find out!! NO BARNEY DAVID, NO BARNEY!!!!  ;D

It's actually a really cute song nothing tormenting i promise

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOTIOS!!  ;D

NOW THAT WOULD BE FUN!

They use Barney's "I Love You" for torturing prisoners. Definitely not that one

Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan would not be a good choice.

 

YMCA, Everybody Dance Now, We Built This City

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ6ajRLZurw

i think that says it all  :D

i second the motion!

Just a friendly reminder to David  ;D
(http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww205/BrianH_2009/wef/Untitled-1.jpg)

Heres 2 from the muzak at work I heard tonight

One for the road

The night shift.

Lady Gaga would be a bad idea.... i just can't picture Lisa singing Pokerface!

Lady Marmalade.  It's just not a song for such outstanding women.

Cell block tango.  It's a great song but seriously not for CW.



One song I'd like to hear is "Some Day My Prince Will Come."  It'd be a cute Chloe song.

How about the Bob the Builder tune, rubber ducky tune,
or any version of ABC
or the Pi song (monotonous recitation of Pi)- there's also a version that's to the tune of American Pie.

no.

Rasputin - Boney M 

Deffinitely NOT! :D

I don't want to hear "the devil went down to Georgia" It would be super funny to hear it in four part harmony but still, I don't want to hear it!  ;D

Lol! That was a suggestion that Mairead should play it :D

LA VIE BOEHEME!!!!!!!!!!!

lolz...IMAGINE THAT!! **shivers**

This just came into my mind...
Llama llama duck
This is a song that never ends
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

Lanti you are absolutely right! They Should NEVER sing that song!lols

haha

im sure i said this already but i would like to emphasize

NO HAMSTER DANCE!

Same here with Crazy Frog

Dropkick Murphys...no

Fergalicious!!!! OMG this is one of the worst songs i've ever heard! :D Please Mr. Downes NO FERGALICIOUS! I don't know if it would even make any sense for CW to perform this song seeing it's about Fergie. But he could change the lyrics and call the song CWlicious or whatever. Please David just don't do it! :D

HAHAHAHA

I'm not sure I got a feeling would quite work.....

hmm...maybe we wouldn't get annoyed so much just because they were singing it! haha

4-part harmony?

Let's see...any repeating, non-ending song
Sorry Sorry (Super Junior)
Everybody Dance Now (expecially if one of them starts to yell "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" in the middle of some other song and the rest starts to break dance)
 

It's a small world after all!!!!

I've said no to the Lama song before!  So its a DEFINITE no.


Another list of mine:

1. Rockstar or pretty much anything Nickleback but "If Everyone Cared" would be a good one.
2. Anything Rap.  I mean really.  Could you really see the girls rapping?   :o
3. Nothing Spice Girls.  Except for maybe Viva forever.
4. Anthing by Superchic[k].  I love the group but they're kinda like the Spice Girls.  Even though Beauty from Pain is one of my ultime favorite songs,  I couldnt stand for the girls to sing anything that sad.  So pretty much NO DEPRESSING SONGS!!!
5. Apples and Bananas.  Or any Barney song or any song from PBS kids.
6. Its a Small World.  Kinda goes without saying why.  WAY to repetitive.

SMELLY CAT!!!!!!!


 ;D

Actually, that would be really funny.  I'd get a kick out of one of them singing that one for fun.  But for CW, you're right.  Totally WRONG!

Short People by Randy Newman

If they're going to perform anything of Nightwish, no... I wouldn't survive that.

Btw, Brian, it seems you are in a Miss Westenra-fase?  :D

Celtic Woman and Nirvana DO NOT MIX

haha u got that right!

That is true Mary! :D And I have several more on the way :D

Crazy Train by Ozzie wouldn't be good, it would be hilarious but no. :D

I would NOT want to hear "Who Let The Dogs Out". But then again, if they sing this maybe they could tell us who actually let the dogs out! ;D ;D

I think that "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" would not be a good idea. Unless Ray and Nicky wear antlers....well nevermind! ;)

That would be quite interesting...........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzUHPHJwZaE

I think this says it all

(I mean, the song is good sung by Jay Chou, but a) the dancing/video, and b)doesn't sound right with CW)

"Brains for lunch" by the Rotting Bodies......... Haha just kidding no such song or band exists... Or maybe they do I don't know, perhaps I should Google it, sorry for wasting your time.

the "Bob the Builder" theme song

oh goodness yes!!!! that would be really bad!

You know what's even worse? There's a spoof on Bob the Builder, something like
"Bob the Builder, eBay, eBay, Bob the Builder, he's on sale"

Is it just me, or is this thread dead?

Maybe it's not so interesting to talk about unpleasant things ;).

Axel

I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

poker face

Is that a song?   ;D

lady gaga

I was thinking the EXACT same thing!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

We will rock you
Everybody Dance Now
Beat It

Great minds "THINK ALIKE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D :D

Total Eclipse of the Heart, Bonnie Tyler
Breakaway, Kelly Clarkson
Physical, Olivia Newton-John  :D
Can't Fight this Feeling, REO Speedwagon
Time For Me to Fly, REO Speedwagon
They shouldn't do anything by Rush, Styx or Journey
Balloom Blitz, Sweet
Never Been to Spain, Three Dog Night

Okay,  I think I'm done.  ;) I'm sure I can find more though!

~Calandra

I thought that too, although speechless might be a good one (although i hope david doesn't stick his leg up on the piano while playing ;) )

White and Nerdy

Bad Romance. If it wasn't said already. If it was well yes I totally agree.

Katy perry songs!!!!!!!!!!

Bust a Move by Young MC although it would be H I L A R I O U S to watch!!!

AHAHA! i can already picture chloe having fin with this song!!!

UMM lets see

Drop it like it's hot
Cowboy Casanova

The Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim hahaha I'm cracking myself just imagining all these songs lol. I can see Lynn rocking out to this one hahahahaha

Oh jeez look we have started!!

OH JEEZ WHAT DID WE START LOL!

1.ANY WEIRD AL SONGS
2.EARL IS GOTTA DIE
3.BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO
4.Imma Be

i have to say the ymca song is on that list

Barbie Girl....nuff said  :D :D

The hairbrush song

any dragonforce songs should not be sung by CW

also anything by brittany spears like "baby hit me one more time "

Love Shack

or any kind ofhard rock or heavy metal

that is so true those are totally off the list

Anything by any rap star in history.  :P

My Little Pony commercial theme...

I'm pretty sure its been said...but i need to reinforce..

Soulja Boy.

I would get a huge kick out of that one actually, but that song should not be taken seriously no....

american boy

I agree! :D

Bad Romance.
Love Story.

basically anything by Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift should NOT be sung. :D

i agree with this as well!

hehe i love taylor swfit but cw shouldn't sing her songs

Britney spears song 3

any Britney Spears song! :D

true that!!!

any song from KATY PERRY OR LADY GAGA!!!!!!

YES!

any song that gets overplayed on the radio!

i'm gonna go with I'm to sexy hehe

I will second, third, and even fourth that suggestion!!! hahahah

hahaha this thread cracks me up! It's so funny to imagine the girls singing some of these songs!

Imma Be - The Black Eyed Peas   ....hahaha I can just picture them swaggering around and lowering their voices lol

it might have been said but

"tik tok" by Kesha..

an old one i just rediscovered, the streak: (i loved this song as a kid)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIu03s3oNY

"pants on the ground"

They'd be lookin' like fools if they sang "pants on the ground"

Exactly.

haha lol!! it's a songs from american idol...

sesame street theme song

Ding Fries Are Done (even though it might be kind of funny)

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...and this is how it goes

anything Hannah Montana related. *gags*

THANK YOU.
I would not "put my hands up" if the girls "started singin' her songs!!"

^nice.

i will also not stand for them doing anything by the Spice Girls.

I'm in agreement...however..they were a part of my early childhood...and CW is a part of the later years.
but they shouldn't mix..haha..

oh..and..I really would not like them doing anything by the B52's (sorry if that's been said)

Backstreet Boys.
Aaron Carter.

Let's take shots at all the 90's groups:
hahhaha

N'Sync
98 Degrees

Boyz 2 Men

Helter Skelter

anything by Gretchen Wilson.....*shuuders*

Anything by Super Junior

Anything by Megadeath or Tool... Slayer would be bad. :D

I just had a random thought of them singing Life is a Highway on the bus.

It just sounded weird.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!  I totally and completely agree!!

now THAT would be scary!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Wheels on a Big Rig
 (check it out on YouTube on how to count the wheels on a truck!)

um I'm gonna go with the Streak although I would also love watching it at the same time....:D

well i agree with you they shouldnt sing it, but hasn't for the past five years, their life has been on some type of highway?! ;) ;)hahaha! how ironic!! :D ;)
YR

nothing Lady GaGa, MAYBE nothing hip hop (fun to see what Chloe could do [I is a rappah] :D)
Heart And Soul-The Monkees

anything by Kanye West....

Dyers eve by Metallica! :D :D :D

Nothing by Trace Adkins!

Would anyone start laughing if you heard them sing Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here?

'

No Honkey Tonk Ba Donka Donk?   :D

This is why I'm hot

Absolutely NO Lady Marmalade!!!!

baaahahahhahah!!!!!

Love Roller Coaster

HOT BLOODED!!!

 :D :D :D :D HAHHAHA!!!! I think that if they did that, it would be kinda funny!  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Although I can picture Chloe rocking out to this song

Thats what i was thinking when i posted this!  :D

Do you have any idea what I'd pay to see them sing this song?!?!  :o

I can totally picture them rocking out, air drums and air guitars galore!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well yes they probably should NOT sing some of these songs but you know they would sound AMAZING doing these songs no matter what !  ;D

Idk if anyone has posted this one yet butt......Baby got Back..? haha

Hmmm... I don't think that hip-hop/rap would suit them very well. :-\

haha yeahh maybe nott ;)

Livin La Vida Loca




That should never, EVER happen................................... although it would be funny to see............ especially Mairead's fiddle playing  ::)

Black betty!!!!! :-\

Pahahahahahhahahaha!!!  :D I have a hard time with picturing it.. although..  ::) Nah, that song belongs to Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderaz, they rock it!!  ;D

"Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth.... :o :o :o :o :o :o

Oah...

I would seriously die if they ever did "Kickapoo",  by Tenacious D........

The ketchup song from las ketchup.

Boom Boom Boom Boom, it's raining men, Tubthumping, no handlebars

Viva La Vida by Coldplay

Hey There Delila LOL

Probably some rock songs because I wouldn't like that :p

same here

I hope that they will never sing Frosty the Snowman  :D :D :D

agreed or rudolph the red nose raindeer

banana phone or the hamster dance

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

the Nyan Cat song

Anything by Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, or Katy Perry.

ohmygosh, picture celtic woman singin justin bieber... definatley a no-no... shouldn't do N-Dubz either  :D

No Santa Baby. That might make me drop Celtic Woman forever.

tryin to thing how that would even begin to sound! LOL what about a bit of rihanna?

NO NO NO NO NO!!!! :P ;)

The all time song they should NEVER sing...Rolling Stones   Sympathy For The Devil.

:o That would be a nightmare!

The Circle of Life apparently.

'I Wish I Was A Single Girl Again' by Eva Cassidy. :o

lol
I'd agree with that if they hadn't already gone ahead with that one.

eye of the tiger by     no handlebars by the flobots, Friday by rebecca black, Dragostea Din Tei also known as Numa numa Cotton eye Joe, tubthumping, I'll make a man out of you...

Anything by Willow Smith

:o
That would be awful. :o :o

I love their version of Circle of Life! It's wayyyyy different from the version our choir is doing, but it's still amazing. One setback is that I loved it so much I got addicted to hearing it that when our choir started practicing I would start singing her version instead of our's, which is a problem cuzI'm lead singer, but that just goes to prove how amazing it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

This song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxlvnb52koM

And the Narwhal song.

This is the song that doesn't end....(starring Lisa L. of course)

"Born  To Be Wild"    Steppenwolf

it's raining men, girls just wanna have fun, One less lonely girls

You've been trolled http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyzyOnOh9A8

   "I Touch Myself".... "Material Girl"....  "Take A Walk On The Wild Side" 

Baby by Justin Beiber  :D

  "Love Stinks"            "Never Free"               " Like A Virgin"         

HEY! I LOVE that!

chanting the dictionary

     "Baby Got Back"    "Captain Jack"      "We're Not Going To Take It"   

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I totally just started singing that!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just read through like this entire thread and I couldn't stop laughing about "All My Exes Live in Texas". Hahahaha this is a great thread. :D

Oh, and...American Pie.

  "Grandma  Got Run Over By A Reindeer".   ;D

"You Shook Me "....Led Zeppelin ::)

There's a LOT of stuff in Eurovision category that shouldn't appear on a Celtic Woman show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxlvnb52koM  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxlvnb52koM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5PakOQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5PakOQ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r2LrMaAquE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r2LrMaAquE)

 No doubt you are right.....!    ::)  But I'm just offbeat enough to have enjoyed this. It could be the fact that i'm very tired.   :-\

For some strange reason I like that song. Hahaha  :D ;D

probably, anything by the mighty Led Zeppelin....even if they ARE the greatest rock group in the history of the world ::)

"Fire" (Anybody remember the Doors?)
"White Rabbit", "Eight Miles High", "Itchycoo Park", or anything from the acid rock era.
Teen tearjerkers, like "Patches" and "Tell Laura I Love Her."
"If Ever I Cease To Love" (except in the vanishingly improbable event that CW is in New Orleans at Mardi Gras).
"The Best Things in Life Are Dirty", or almost anything from "Paint Your Wagon."

Call Me Maybe... My prof played it when we were taking an exam...

The Lemon Song...Led Zeppelin  ::)

So a duck walked up to the lemonade stand...

oops I did it again,

   "Disco  Duck"     8)

Anything by Justin Bieber.

    "Straight Up"   by Paula Abdul    ::)

No one on earth, not even J. B., should sing those  >:(

:D True.

  The  "Smurf's theme song. 

I've been waitin all day for Sunday night...

Purple people eater and yellow polka dot bikini

  Right now my  Purple Boys are getting  eaten alive.   

;D

"Gangnam Style" - PSY

They shouldn't sing "Romney Style" either...

Take Me Out To the Ball Game

   HAHA!   so true!   ;D

Stuff by Goran Bregovic: Jeremija, In the Death Car, Kalashnikov, Ovo Je Balkan...

Oh, and Dude, Looks Like A Lady by Aerosmith.

  "Forever In Bluejeans"  by Barry Manilow...... 

"California Girls" by Katy Perry
"Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepson

I agree... completely...

"Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

    "Y M C A "   by    The Village  People.     

A lot of stuff by Aerosmith...

  " Bad ,  Bad, Leroy Brown" .......

Blue Christmas by Elvis

I agree...

Walk like an Egyptian :p

     It's  All Coming Back To Me.....   

Anything one direction

why not?  ??? ??? Chloe would sound INCREDIBLE singing that song!!!

Eg Syng! by Unnur Eggertsdottir

I agree, but Susan also could be very good at that, since the song needs a very strong, belting voice :)

   I'm  sure  any of our gals would do justice to that song.  And I don't think it's a bad song ( per se ) I actually kind of like it myself.....   I just don't think  the content would be appropriate  for  the Celtic Woman motif.    The song is a little too sexual in nature  and    CW   has always striven   to be  family  oriented.  That's what I meant.    8)   

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

This is a song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing it what it was
And they continued singing it forever, "This is a song that never ends..."

   "  99   Bottles  Of  Beer On The Wall"    :P

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Samayakh- PingPong

Ooooh good one!!  I agree


Also, I love the girls dearly... but I honestly can't see any of them singing Defying Gravity.
(Maybe I'm just biased since I've seen Idina sing it live so many times.. who knows.. haha :D)

You've got a friend in me.

Too campy/twangy.

Scream and Shout by Will.i.am and Britney Spears

Same!

I can't see them singing All That Jazz...

   'We're  Not Going To Take It"   by   Quiet  Riot ....    ::)    That would be funny, though.   

*fell over laughing at the mental images this post created*

The Pussycat Dolls' "Dontcha." Ok, li'l Lambe is hot enough, but it isn't very CW.
"Whisky In the Jar." It's a folk ballad, but armed robbery just isn't CW's style.  I can imagine Mairead having fun with the tune, though.
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face." An oxyhydrogen torch song! But outside CW's G rating.  I can't wait to hear Meav sing it with the Divinas.

      I'll now have that pleasant thought  to take me through the day.   Ahhh.......

"Brain Damage", or anything from the Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon" album.  Come to think of it, the whole album is a single suite.  And while most of it just isn't CW, it does have one of the all-time great exit couplets:
    Everything under the sun is in tune,
    But the sun is eclipsed by the moon!
The first time I heard that I ran out and bought the CD, even though I didn't yet own a CD player.

   "Material Girl"  by Madonna .....  :P 

"Mercedes Benz."  Janis Joplin was the Anti-CW.

  " This is the dawning of the age of  Aquarius ..... "

I don't agree.  The current lineup is "pop" enough to do this and most of the other Fifth Dimension songs.  I can't imagine CW singing "Itchycoo Park" or "Eight Miles High."

Anything by NSync or BSB

"Sympathy For The Devil."  I just stumbled across it on YouTube.

   "Rapture "  by Blondie.....

"Gangnam Style"

(Idk if that has already been said before.)

    Come On Feel The Noise .....  :P

"Bop Until You Drop"

"Shots"- LMFAO (even the clean version wouldn't sound right)

Add "Sexy and I Know It" and "Party Rock Anthem" to that list.

  For that matter...  " Too Sexy For My Shirt "  would not quite be appropriate either....   ::) 

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"  But I'd like to hear CW sing "Time After Time."

good call!

Another one I just stumbled on while browsing YouTube: Cole Porter's "Love For Sale."  A classic, and Lisa Lambe could probably do it better than Billie Holiday, but it's  way outside the CW envelope.

"Tequila makes her clothes fall off"

   "Never Free"   by   Garbage....  :P

"How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"  Nobody should sing "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"  If you haven't heard it, imagine chugging a pint of honey.

"That`s What My Man Is For"...Delaney and Bonnie

"The Song that Never Ends"

    "Baby Got Back "  ....   :P 

"Tell Laura I Love Her", "Patches", or anything from the "teen tragedy" fad of the sixties.

the Harlem shake.... although they should make a viedo, the irish shake, would be a riot to watch

Better Dig Two -The Band Perry

"Rock Me Gently."  Way outside CW's G rating.  Maybe if hot li'l Lambe does a solo CD...
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" is just too cryin'-in-yer-beer country.

"The Real Slim Shady"

" I Drink Alone"   George Thorogood.

  The  Muppet Show Theme.....   ;D  ( it would be cute , though)     ::)

"The Time Warp"  I like the song, but it's just not CW.

The theme song to the old Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon

The   Smurfs   theme song....  ;D

"Alcohol is Free" - Koza Mostra

   Elvira ..... 

"It's Raining Men"

   "Bad  ,  Bad  Leroy Brown "   

Anything from "Paint Your Wagon", with the exception of "A Million Miles Away Behind the Door."

  Karma  Chameleon

"My Way."  Sorry ladies, but you're all too young to pull that one off.
"You Gotta Have A Gimmick" from "Gypsy"

Anything from "Annie get your gun"

   "Down In The Bayou"     ;D

"Dumb Ways to Die"

 " Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun"    ( from Dr. Demento)    :P   

Rock Me Amadeus by Falco :P

"Surfin USA"

   "Bette  Davis  Eyes"  .......  ::)

"Instant Karma."  But wouldn't you love to hear CW do "Yesterday" or "Imagine?"

  Actually ....I can hear Meav singing  "Yesterday"  and  Lil Lambe  singing   "Imagine" .

There are several Beatles songs that just wouldn't fit CW's image.  Offhand, I can think of:
Come Together
Strawberry Fields Forever
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

Sin Wagon by the Dixie Chicks

Oops I Did it Again! - Britney Spears

Dragostea din tei (Numa Numa)- O-Zone

  "  Miles  and   miles  of those  girls  gone  wild...."    ;D 

"Love For Sale"  A Cole Porter classic, but definitely not CW.

You know, it's funny - if someone had suggested "Forever Young" before they recorded it, I would have said it wouldn't work as a CW song.

Now that I've heard it, with David's arrangement and Lisa's sweet voice, it's a fave. Proving I don't know nothin'. :)

"runnin out of moonlight"

    ... most  , but  not  all  , Madonna songs ....

There's a lot of weird ESC songs that they shouldn't sing

Minn Hinsti Dans (My last dance)- Pall Oskar
Congratulations- Sylvia Night
We are the Winners- LT United

  "Blister  In  The Sun"   

Feel This Moment by Xtina and Pitbull

What makes you beautiful by One Direction.

   'Hey  Mickey "     ;D

OUCH!  I had forgotten that.  I guess I can add "High School, Uh-Oh!"  WTIX in New Orleans (back when it was still top 40) used to have a feature called "the 'tix Bomb of the Week", where they played the worst song that oozed into their slushpile each week.  "High School, Uh-Oh!" by Clyde Ankle was introduced as the Bomb of the YEAR.  I sincerely hope that every copy of the record has been incinerated.

   ...continuing  on  with  that  theme ......   Alice  Cooper's    " School's  Out  Forever"   

Thrift Shop :D

Haha, yes. I definitely just cringed thinking of that. :D

  Sonny  and  Cher's    " I've  Got  You  Babe"   

Haha :D I love this thread. It makes me cringe and laugh when I think of CW singing these songs.

Lol that would be hilarious to see Chloë or one of the girls singing, "I wear your granddad's clothes; I look incredible." Haha :D

the "I know a song that gets on your nerves" song

Baby by Justin Bieber

Trouble when you walked in by taylor swift!

    "Cop  Killer"   by  Ice  Tea  :P

Friday by Rebecca Black

Babe, I`m gonna leave you"  Led Zeppelin.

  " There's   A  Hole  In  My  Bucket"  .....   :P

:D

Firework

      Strawberry   Fields  Forever 

I don't think CW can do anything by DragonForce or August Burns Red, too Metal. :P

   "  COME  ON ,   COME  ON ....LISTEN  TO  THE  MONEY  TALK.... !!!    :P 

    "Material  Girl"  .....  ::)

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj.

That's a major cringe. :P

"Super Freak"- Rick James (yep, I've been watching Little Miss Sunshine...)

"Friday" by Rebecca Black.   :D

Nightmare

   "Livin'  On  A  Prayer"   by  Bon  Jovi    ;D

LOL as a HUGE Bon Jovi fan i would pay money to see them sing Bon Jovi songs!

"The Acid Queen"

The alleluia chorus.

But only because it demands a big choir.  I can see CW leading that chorus.

Right. ;) The Call narnia

  "Crimson  and  clover...over  and  over..... "

Cosi cosa

Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
Lol :D

Lady Marmalade...  :o

"Let's Drop the Big One Now"

"Miss Baltimore Crabs" Hairspray original cast album

The Borat Kazakh national anthem

my neighbor`s adapted daughter, Sasha, is from Kazakhstan  ;D

Superperforato^^ Though it would be great fun...  ;D :D Perhaps they should... oh, no, no... ;) Or.. *sigh* NO! Sorry, I love too much^^
Same for Lebkuchenherz, even though it contains fiddle and spoons^^

Does anyone know them at all? :D

"What should we do with a drunken sailor"

Sure? It could be funny...^^ No, you're right!

The Confrontation! ;)

    Sympathy  For  The Devil  ....  :P

Praise you in this storm.

Convoy
Bohemian Rhapsody
Spaceballs
Shout (by Tears for Fears)
Pink Elephants on Parade
Status Quo
Staying Alive
We Will Rock You
Freebird
Albuquerque
How Soon is Now?
My Girl

Moses has red toes.

Van Halen's "Jump."  Wait a minute... I have this mad vision of Mairead playing lead with Lisa doing Eddie's vocals, supported by the two pipers standing in for electric guitars.  And CW's band has more percussion power than most rock groups...

   Toto's   "Africa"   ... good  song...just not  CW  material .... 

Old Macdonald had a farm!  That would be disaatorious!

Wouldn't be bad for Lisa to sing with her little kids, though. That would be cute.  :)

"Twirler Girl" (Not sure who originally sang this, but here's a version by Rory O'Malley)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QoUtZm03Rw

BE that girl.

  Like  A  Virgin   by  Madonna

My old new shoes

How Much is That Doggie in the Window?  Don't look it up on YouTube.  Just imagine chugging a pint of high-fructose corn syrup.

  Another  one  is  the  Good  Ship Lollipop ....  :P

Andy Kim's "Rock Me Gently."  Great song, but way outside CW's G rating.

     Cat  Scratch  Fever ....  :P

Paul Simon's "Kodachrome."  A great song, but it's just not CW.

   Hotel  California     

Desperado

  YMCA   by  the  Village  People      ;D

But it would be cute to see them do the arm movements to spell out the letters, like people do at sporting events where they play it.  :D

   Blondies..."Rapture"    :P

"Paint it Black"  Actually, I can imagine it with Tommy Martin's pipes standing in for the electric guitar and Susan singing lead, but this isn't the kind of song that we go to a CW concert to hear.

   "When  Doves  Cry"   by  Prince,,,,,   ::)

I was born with a SILVER spoon.

For some reason, I can kinda see Chloe singing that... haha

But it would be... interesting..... :P

"I Like to be on a TV Show" from the Tony Awards this year

"Running On Empty."

Gangnam Style.....  :P :P :P :P :P

GENTLEMAN, by the same artist as Gangnam Style. :P :P :P :P :P

  "  Everybody  let's  get  stoned....."    :P   

"Shake, Rattle and Roll."  A rock classic, but simply not CW, not even the censored version.

Let the spirit move ya.

  Anything  by  Kim   Carnes ......  ( Miss  Scratchy  Voice  herself )   :P 

Best of Both worlds. yuck!

 'My  Name  Is  Eugene " ......  ::)

From "Sweeny Todd:" "The Worst Pies in London" or "Have A Little Priest."

Hasa Diga Eebowai...(which means something that shouldn't be said on a family-friendly stage)

    "It's  The  End  Of  The  World  As  We  Know  It " ....

"Beast of Burden"  Bette Midler is another Anti-Chloe.  But I'd love to hear CW do "The Rose."

  You  Got  Me  Babe..    ::)

Your going to see,

Now, that I wrote, what Andrew Lloyd Webber songs they SHOULD sing, here are those, they should NOT sing:

Twice In Love Every Day
Beauty Underneath
Heaven On Their Minds
King Herod's Song
Cold
Annie Christmas (!!!)
Don Juan Triumphant
Tire Tracks And Broken Hearts
A Kiss Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
I'd Rather Die On My Feet Than Live On My Knees
Try It And See

more won't come up my mind at the moment...^^ btw, I love these songs...

 "We   Are  The  Champions"   by   Queen   

Or "Bohemian Rhapsody," either.    :D

  The King Of  Wishful Thinking   

Bob the builder mambo number 5 lol

  I've  got  a lovely  bunch  of  coconuts .....    :P    ;D   

Big Blonde and Beautiful-Hairspray

   Dress  You  Up  In  My  Love..... Madonna 

the Banana Boat song  ::)

  Don't  Worry  , Be  Happy    ....

Bohemian Rhapsody

Cha cha slide

the Stones " Get Off Of My Cloud"

  The  Goatherd  Song   from  The Sound  Of  Music  .....  :D 

"Code monkey" or anything by Jonathan Coulton

  Down  Under...by   Men  At  Work ...... 

Toxic

  Oooohhhhh   Wipeooooouuutttt !!!    ;D

Mahna Mahna

  Forever  In  Blue  Jeans  ...by  Neil   Diamond    :P

Come on get happy by the partridge family.

hehehe good one.

  KodaChrome   

Here let me see if this link to it works.

youtube/theme song from the partridge family (Come on get Happy) (http://youtube/theme song from the partridge family (Come on get Happy))

"Drunken Lullabyes" by Flogging Molly. Yes, it's Irish, but it's so not-CW.

I don't think the title's even appropriate to post here, but this song from Avenue Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6eFNRKEROw

  Haha  !  Good  one....  ::)

Rock the world

Anything that Adam Ant has sung.

  not even " Goody Two Shoes??"  ::)

You don't smoke, you don't drink, what do you do?  ;D

   "stand and deliver"  :o

Any song that Billy Idol has sung.

  Bad ,  Bad ,  Leroy  Brown .....

Stand strong..... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

   I  Got  A  New  Pair  Of  Rollerskates.........  :P

Smile (It's a rock song, not the one they sing with beautiful acapela i might add,) :)

 Jeremiah   Was   A  Bullfrog  ....  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jackson Browne's "Running on Empty."   But when I read the CW tour schedule, I can't help thinking of "Loadout / Stay."

   We  Didn't  Start  The  Fire  .....   Billy  Joel .....great song...but.....

"Set the world on Fire"

"Marry Me"- Krista Siegfrids. It's a little bit aehm... overboard..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdU02F9lT2g

Quite! :D :D :D

"Mercedes Benz."  Janis was the Anti-CW.

   Madonna's   Vogue   

::)



 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Du hast den schönsten Arsch auf der Welt... (translate it yourself... or well, it means "You have got the most beautiful ar** of the world...) -.-

Christians Inferno...

What do you mean by Christian inferno?

I mean they should not sing the song called Christians Inferno.

"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."  The video is a hoot, but it's just not CW.

    Ode  To  Billy  Joe.....   :P

Nelly - Ride With Me :D

   Gansta's  Paradise.....   :P

I think i love you.... :P :P

"Slow Hand."  A little outside CW's G rating.

Don't let go..... :P

 Bon  Jovi's  ...  "Livin'  On  A   Prayer ...... 

you said it Du Hast by Rammstein ..... great now that song is stuck in my head... again %^@#^

"I Love Belarus"- Anastasiya Vinnikova
The Trololo song

And maybe I mentioned this a while ago, but Llama Llama Duck

I didn't know who made that song. Though I would have neve rthought, it was by Rammstein. o.O However, stupid and annoying song. Really. Always saying the same line. And stupid video. Man sitting on a chair, a**-girls walking around.  ::)

    Running  On  Empty    ....  ::)

"Eight Miles High"

21 Luft Balloons

"The Fox"- Ylvis

 Jerry  Lewis-  Great  Balls  Of  Fire

Goodness gracious!  :o

the Macarena

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

Bruce Springsteen's "Fire", better known for the Pointer Sisters' performance.

"Hasa Diga Eebowai" (Book of Mormon musical) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb7_UrV3-A
"Congratulations" (Silvia Night) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nN6P6dqYe8
"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" (Avenue Q) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q7Cy3qSwKI
"Guitar" (Peter Nalitch) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nZ5aI4SB8M

   anything  by  Weird  Al  Yankovic ......  ::) ::)

"Wasn't That A Party?"

  "School's  Out  Forever "  by  Alice  Cooper ..... 

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars

  This  bear's  repeating...or  not...  "Baby  Got  Back "  .....    :P 

The time warp

I don't know... I have this mad vision of Lisa, Susan and Mairead C. doing the Warp with Mairaid N. dancing a ring around them.
But I can't see CW doing "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul!" or "Sweet Transvestite."

wade in the water. :P

We are Never Ever Getting Back Together
All Summer Long
The Name Game
Captain Jack
Only the Good Die Young
Last Christmas
The Song that Doesn't End
Turn Around
Suicide is Painless
Gold Digger
Clint Eastwood
Master of the House

"History of the Soviet Union" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
(they sing it to the Tetris song)

  We  Didn't  Start  The  Fire  ...

I don't know. Someone should update that song, and it might as well be CW.

 It's  The  End  Of  The  World  As  We  Know  It

And you feel fine?   :P

Good finish Rob! :D

  "  Come  On  Feel  The  Noise"   ......

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Probably On A Thursday, though it'd be a great song for their solo careers. Lisa L or Méav maybe... or Hayley... Young Sarah Brightman's voice fits best to these three ladies and young ALW's style aswell...

     Who  Let  The   Dogs  Out  ....

Achey Breaky Heart

   Living  On  A  Prayer    by  Bon  Jovi    .....

I'll Be There For You- Bon Jovi.....no......just.no!

   the  Oompa  Loompa   song .....  :P

Whisky In the Jar.  Armed robbery just isn't their style.  But Mairead N. might have fun with the tune.

  Paradise  City  by  Guns  and  Roses .....   ::)

Ziggy Stardust

Schadenfreude- Avenue Q

   " Hey  Mickey "      ::)

I think I'd make a great ceili song :P

"Hashtag Spread Love"- Klemen Slakonja

  Bon  Jovi's    "You  Give  Love  A  Bad  Name"  ......   

LOL! Why not? After all, the Babylon Sisters have done Metallica & Foo Fighter covers!!  :P

Hey, Big Spender.  I can imagine Lisa Lambe doing this Peggy Lee standard, but it's definitely not a CW song.

In  the  same  vein  ...  Madonna's   "Material  Girl"  .....  ::) ::) 

The Spongebob Squarepants theme song.  ::)

Ylvis - What Does the Fox Say :D

Haa! That would sound pretty interesting lol!!

Knocking On Heavens Door ..Guns n` Roses  ::)

   Sweet  Child Of  Mine  ...Guns  And  Roses ....  :P

:D

Zombie by the Irish rock group Cranberries....but they could do " Dreams' by Cranberries...go to Youtube.

"Vampires are Alive"- DJ Bobo

A song they SHOULD sing. Not just CW.

It's VERY unfitting for CW, the tpic and generally out of the context of the musical. The song "1963" from ALW's new show Stephen Ward would be a BRILLIANT duet for Lisa L and Susan! Brilliant! Upbeat,c ute, funny, perfect for these two! But very unfitting for CW.

Here is the full song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hWlF4-PlS4
And here is an ALW interview weith a short clip of it in the middle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3afOUm8u1DM

As I said, nothing for CW, but Lisa L and Susan would make a GREAT job!

  Madonna's   " Dress You Up In my  Love " 

I kinda want to hear what does the fox say just to see what it sounds like! Lol

    " You  Spin  Me  Round"   by   DEAD  OR  ALIVE  .... ;D   

"Wasn't That A Party?"  The Irish Rovers' performance is in my link list, but it's no more CW material than "What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?"

     'Come  On,  Come  On,  Listen  To  The  Money  Talk ....    :D

Born this way

   anything  by   KORN  .....   :P   

It's raining tacos... :P

"It's Raining Men"

"Love Shack" by The B-52's.  :P

Danny boy on CW vevo :D

Talk Dirty to Me...

    "Never  Free"   by  Metallica ......

YMCA

"A House is not A Home"

  Captain  Jack... by  Billy  Joel     ::)

"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"

"Blinded By The Light."

I'll second that motion.   :D

  Great  Balls  Of  Fire    :P

They should definitely not sing Yolo by Drake or Baby by Justin Bieber haha!

  For  sure....  nor  should  they  sing  ANYTHING  from  Justin  Bieber.....  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uWn05u3OWA

    I   see  what  you  mean ....    I  think  our  gals   should  avoid   Weird  Al  Yankovich as  well ......

And tom Lehrer.  "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "The Masochism Tango"...  Although if CW ever records a DVD on April 1, Lehrer did write "The Irish ballad."  Look it up on YouTube.  Ann Murray's performance is even funnier than the original.
I'd originally included "Let's Drop the Big One."  That belongs here, but it's not Lehrer, it's by Randy Newman.

    She  Blinded  Me  With  Science  ......