Shakespeare Insult Generator

[Cash]

Hey the link here goes to a Shakespeare Insult Generator. Some of you may find it amusing. I don't think any of them are dirty or improper, but I must admit I don't know what some of the things are.

http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/handy/insult.html

[FireGuyFrank]

Good find.  I have a feeling that these insults may actually appear in the plays.

[Bookworm]

These are hilarious! They almost sound like something from Monty Python.

[ferngully]

they are insults from the era. he made up many insults and sayings

[Maggie]

No, they are not from Shakespeare.

Don't take my word for it though, our resident Shakespeare expert is none other than Master Ropes.

I have never been to this thread before, as it doesn't appeal to me.
However when I saw the Bard's name I had to have a look.....

[OldFatGuy]

No, they are not from Shakespeare.

[poohbear]

No, they are not from Shakespeare..

Do you think they are from Bacon?  

[OldFatGuy]

It's a simple JavaScript phrase generator.  The first word will always be one of the following:
"artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish","clouted", "cockered","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling","droning","errant","fawning", "fobbing","frothy","froward","gleeking","goatish","gorbellied","impertinent", "infectious","jarring","loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling", "paunchy","pribbling","puking","puny","qualling","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish", "saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain","venomed", "villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty"

There are separate lists for the second word/phrase, and the third.

[poohbear]

Well, that is one theory.  There is a bust of Don Rickles with an inscription that you read aloud into a tape recorder, play it backwords it says "Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare insults and Paul is dead."   I read it on the internet so it must be true.

[OldFatGuy]

Well, that is one theory.  There is a bust of Don Rickles with an inscription that you read aloud into a tape recorder, play it backwords it says "Francis Bacon wrote Shakespeare insults and Paul is dead."   I read it on the internet so it must be true.

I have no idea what any of that was supposed to mean.  But my post isn't a "theory" - I looked at the source code on that page and copied and pasted the word list.

[poohbear]

Sorry only joking.  I was combining the weird Paul is dead hoax thirty years ago with the theory that there is a code on a bust  of Shakespeare that  says F Bacon wrote Shakespeare.

Of course I knew you had the facts.  I was just trying to be amusing.