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« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2014, 05:47PM »

One of the funny things that happened in my life is when Sheriff Woody slams on the front glass of the Pizza Planet truck's cargo, I see his knocked-out face and it really cracked me up! Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2014, 07:15PM »

A few weeks ago:
Telephone survey guy: Hi, could I talk to [my dad]?
Me: He's not available.
Telephone survey guy: OK then, could I talk to a, um, female registered voter?
Me: No. (I am female and I am registered, but I don't want to take a survey)
Telephone survey guy: Have a nice day sir.

After the phone call...
My brother: Do you have to keep your voice that low? People keep thinking I'm you when I answer the phone!
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2014, 07:26PM »

A few weeks ago:
Telephone survey guy: Hi, could I talk to [my dad]?
Me: He's not available.
Telephone survey guy: OK then, could I talk to a, um, female registered voter?
Me: No. (I am female and I am registered, but I don't want to take a survey)
Telephone survey guy: Have a nice day sir.

After the phone call...
My brother: Do you have to keep your voice that low? People keep thinking I'm you when I answer the phone!
   I  have  the  opposite  issue. When I was  about  your  age, I  had  a  telephone  job.  Half the folks I talked to called  me  "Ma'am" .    Roll Eyes 
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2014, 02:52PM »

  I  don't  know  is  this  counts,  but  sometimes   I  am  looking  for  my  apartment  keys feverishly,  and  it  turns  out  the  are  in  my  left  hand  instead  of  my right.    Tongue      Cheesy   

I do that more than I should mention.. haha
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2014, 03:55PM »

  I  don't  know  is  this  counts,  but  sometimes   I  am  looking  for  my  apartment  keys feverishly,  and  it  turns  out  the  are  in  my  left  hand  instead  of  my right.    Tongue      Cheesy   

I do that more than I should mention.. haha

  You  just might  be my  long  lost    niece  Sarah.    Cheesy   Actually,  you  are just a year younger   than  my real  niece.    Roll Eyes   
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2014, 03:18PM »

I was thinking about when I was working...before I got very ill and couldn`t work anymore.....our company moved to a new building....Al, the truck driver was taking a bunch of stuff over to the new building. When he arrived...this was a BIG box type truck....he realized he had forgotten to close the back door of the truck. So when got to the new building, the truck was virtually empty. The cargo was apparently all over Route 95 in Providence.   Grin
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2014, 07:40AM »

My new betta fish, Ravenclaw, startled my golden mystery snail, Snitch, so badly yesterday morning that he panicked and suddenly let go of the tank wall, landing in the gravel at the bottom of their tank with a tiny little thunk. He's fine, it was just cute/funny to see
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2014, 05:24PM »

My new betta fish, Ravenclaw, startled my golden mystery snail, Snitch, so badly yesterday morning that he panicked and suddenly let go of the tank wall, landing in the gravel at the bottom of their tank with a tiny little thunk. He's fine, it was just cute/funny to see
  guess Misha`s new pets have put her off sushi  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2014, 01:43PM »

Yeah, I remember when I was trying to have one of those so called "epic exits" after an argument, I slammed my face right smack into to door!
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2014, 01:51PM »

Yeah, I remember when I was trying to have one of those so called "epic exits" after an argument, I slammed my face right smack into to door!

yikes!!  that's not good...




Once again, I was trying to unlock my house with my car key the other day... Roll Eyes
Shut up Kev Tongue
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2014, 05:58AM »

Yeah, I remember when I was trying to have one of those so called "epic exits" after an argument, I slammed my face right smack into to door!

yikes!!  that's not good...




Once again, I was trying to unlock my house with my car key the other day... Roll Eyes
Shut up Kev Tongue

one of these days, Sarah is actually going to start the house up Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2014, 10:01AM »

Sarah: my family once had two cars with very similar keys.  I filed notches around the head of one key to make it recognizable by touch.
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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2014, 03:00PM »

Yeah, I remember when I was trying to have one of those so called "epic exits" after an argument, I slammed my face right smack into to door!

yikes!!  that's not good...




Once again, I was trying to unlock my house with my car key the other day... Roll Eyes
Shut up Kev Tongue

one of these days, Sarah is actually going to start the house up Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

oh trust me.. I will.. Tongue
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« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2014, 03:40PM »

Sarah drives her house to work......film at 11:00 Roll Eyes
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« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2014, 07:16PM »

Today my chem lab prof fell asleep after lecturing about the procedure. He woke up only when class ended...
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