Let's play the Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

[Kimberly AJ]

Hey, folks, I've got a game that is based on a song. It's called "the Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly". The player in this game gets the verse. I'll go first.

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

[Wyle_E]

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
But I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she will die.

[Kimberly AJ]

Nice one, Wyle. Here's the next one:

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd! She swallowed the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Will this game include the snake?

[Kimberly AJ]

Oh, well. No response. I'll go again.

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a snake
My heaven's sake! She swallowed the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

[Kimberly AJ]

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that she swallowed the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Now, I need some clear attention. Who can tell me what's after the cat?

[Kevin R.I.]

my oh my, she swallowed a fly.......and she didn`t even try........excuse me but...bye..bye

[Kimberly AJ]

Aw.........I'm being left out in a terrible scree. Who would like to come and participate with me?

[Jim M.]

Not me!  I don't eat flies!

[Kimberly AJ]

Well then, watch this, Jim:

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a dog
Being a hog, she swallowed the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Now, try the refrain with the goat.

[Jim M.]

She swallowed a dog?  She must have a BIG mouth!

[Kimberly AJ]

Tell me about it!

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a goat
Way down her throat, she swallowed the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

[Wyle_E]

I've seen an old lady who swallowed a horse.
She's dead, of course.

[Kimberly AJ]

No, no, Wyle, that's after the cow. Just remember, the cow is swallowed before the horse.

[Jim M.]

THAT is a STRANGE Old Lady!

[Kimberly AJ]

I think I'll just rearrange all these verses since Wyle forgot that the cow is before the horse.

Verse 1:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 2:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 3:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a bird
How absurd! She swallowed the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 4:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a snake
My heaven's sake! She swallowed the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 5:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a cat
Imagine that she swallowed the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 6:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a dog
Being a hog, she swallowed the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 7:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a goat
Way down her throat, she swallowed the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die

Verse 8:
I've seen an old lady who swallowed a cow
Oh, I don't know how she swallowed the cow
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the snake
She swallowed the snake to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Maybe she'll die