How the CW former/current members feel if they adventure with me

Have you guys imagined any CW member going on a fantasy adventure with you? Here's what I have in mind as part of Adventures In The Truffula Forest:

Méav, Órla and I come to see what's going on. We in shock look at the time of the young Once-Ler with one Truffula stump as he prepares to hack down more trees.

Méav Ní Mhaolchatha: Why in the whisky would they do such a terrible thing?

Me: Because of their greed and crudeness. That musical number I don't like is about to play again!

(How Bad Can I Be starts playing, Órla Fallon screaming as she covers her ears)

Me: What's wrong, Órla?

Órla: Somebody has to cut that terrible thing! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Me: Just keep holding onto your ears. Méav and I will stop that musical number as quick as we can, right, Méav?

Méav: Right. I'm with you. Let's turn off those wicked jets.

(A few minutes later, Méav and I confront the Once-Ler's family after the song finishes)

Me: Now, look what you've done! You kicked the Lorax!

Méav: And you caused brutality amongst the forest's innocent creatures as he refers them to!

Me & Méav: SO YOU'RE GUILTY!

Isabella (the Once-Ler's mother): What?! But, I was trying to make Oncie proud of me.

Me: Wrong, Isabella, your abuse of the forest is nothing but mental madness!

Méav: I looked closely at what the rest of your family was doing. Bret and Chet cut down some trees insulting them. I'm getting the Irish police to arrest your identical boys and that's where I put my foot down!

(Bret and Chet gasp)

Me: And Uncle Ubb is nothing more than a shab because of his addiction to money! So as we clearly say...

Me & Méav: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GUILTY!!!!!!!

(Isabella gasps and cries over the shoulder of Ubb)

Ubb: No, ladies, that's not true.

Me: But it is. And we saw it with our very own eyes!

Méav: Your bullying is really a rulebreaker!

Bret: What do we do now?

Chet: RUN!

Me: The Once-Ler really is filled with remorse.

Méav: And his entire family will be punished by gorse.

Me: How about we'll set the trap?

Méav: Great idea, Kimberly.

Me & Méav: Prison is where they all must be.