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« on: December 07, 2008, 11:14PM »

Somebody should tell Lisa not to pick up hitchhikers.  Now Celtic Chicken has found her way over here. 


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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 12:06AM »

Lisa, (alias bestest singer in the whole world) has become so famous she is now being stalked by a delusional chicken who thinks Lisa is her biggest fan.  The other Celtic Women do not share the opinion or lack of talent of this wanna be Celtic Woman Chicken.  Can even the angels of Ireland be saved from this feathered offense to ears.
They threaten to make Lisa do extra time in the meet and greet line with the chicken if she doesn't shut it up.  Lisa who is very intelligent and knows chickens can not be reasoned with, ponders the idea of teaching it to lipsynch.
 

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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 10:33AM »

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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 01:46PM »



Much to the dismay of the other Celtic Women,  Lisa goes shopping
for new clothes for the 14th time in one week.  They secretly think of sending her to a shoppers anonymous meeting. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 03:55PM »

LOL!! Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 05:28PM »

The Celtic Woman Thrift Store sells tobacco & Guinness?

If Lisa ever catches that Celtic Chicken will she be plucked then turned over to Genral Tso or Colonel Sanders?   Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 06:20PM »



Lisa gets a flash of insight and realizes that in order to keep Celtic Chicken from singing with the group she would find another job to keep her busy. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2008, 06:30PM »

Chickens have teeny brains and do not consider the consequences of their actions.  And of course humans do not consider the consequences to themselves from underestimating the power of a teeny brain.

  Do not worry about Lisa catching Celtic Chicken.  All the still photos Celtic Chicken looked at  show Lisa standing there smiling with her mouth open.  Celtic Chicken thinks she won't even need a running head start. 

Of course the Celtic Woman Thrift Shop sells tobacco and Guiness.  They have to make a profit don't they? 
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2008, 05:07PM »



Even though Celtic Chicken felt she could get her student to jump another 6 inches higher to break the record,  Mairead discontinued her lessons and threatened to break her violin over Lisa's head if she ever hired a chicken to tutor her again.  Now Lisa had to find another job for Celtic Chicken.  Anything to keep her from singing with the group.  What harm could she do being a booking agent.  She'd be out of the studio and no one would ever hire an act promoted by a chicken.  Or so she thought.  The very next day Celtic Chicken informed the girls they were going on a world tour.  Their first stop was an Old Gnome's Home.   
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2008, 05:30PM »

Hi Celtic Chicken,

First of all, cluck, cluck, cluck...no I meant welcome to CWF!
This is a Celtic Woman Fantasy Land, lots to do and see.

What you have posted, I am looking forward to more of your posts.

VERY funny and creative!   Grin
I love what you have done...

Best Regards,
Howard
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2008, 06:26PM »

LOL I love these. Keep on posting Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2008, 06:41PM »

LOL Awesome! Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2008, 09:31PM »



After 30 seconds in the meet and greet line at the Gnome Rest Home, the girls are back in the mini chicken cooper and off to lovely Lost Vegas USA.  Expecting to arrive in Las Vegas the city of lights and casinos and luxury hotels, the girls are awe stricken at the sight.  Okay Lisa may we ask that High Celtic Queen Chicken of yours where the heck our luxury hotel the Burger King is?

 Lisa informs them that Celtic Chicken has booked them into the ecofriendly section.  None of those nasty hydrocarbons and electricity and flourided up city water. She didn't want us to have to be subjected to a bunch of "Elvis is not Dead and threw his sweaty snot rag at me during his last concert" fanatics.  So she booked us at this PETA protest to save the earth and then Ireland.

 At first there was a protest but eventually after 2 weeks in the desert with no make up person,  they all agreed Ireland was worth saving since that's where they did their banking anyway.  They reluctantly proceeded with their usual stunning performance and received a standing moo from their adoring American audience.  In gratitude,  Lisa was assigned to the meet and greet duties in a dead tree along with a roosting chicken. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 01:26PM »

Oh my garsh that must be one of the funniest things I read on this forum! I almost fell out of my seat laughing!
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 05:14PM »

Celtic Chicken,
I read this at work during lunch and I just burst out laughing, some of my co-workers came over and check out what I was laughing about.  They enjoyed it as well.  They all ready know about the Celtic Woman for some reason I have pictures of them pinned up to my wall for all to see.

And I propose that we should make Celtic Chicken our mascot!!!!!!!

Very Funny!!!   Cheesy
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